The Rules

10. Don't make your text spacing too far apart. (Endless scrolling... AHHHH!!!)
9. Don't use needless Java applets, etc... (Why should your visitors wait forever for something that may crash their system?)
8. Don't use easy editors after you've been at that URL for a few weeks. (You look either lazy and/or stupid and/or apathetic)
7. Don't have poor spelling or grammar. (Same as easy editor deal; you look lazy/stupid/apathetic.)
6. Don't misuse META tags. (Do not convince visitors to come to your site to see something that's not even there. People get very angry.)
5. Try to avoid frames. (Same deal as Java applets. They take too long to load and crash some browsers.)
4. Don't have broken images or links. (I HATE clicking on a link and going nowhere. Broken images are not very sightly to look at, either.)
3. Don't rip off things that are copyrighted. (You may never get caught, but imagine if you spent forever making a graphic, and then someone steals it. It doesn't feel too good.)
2. Don't make your page take too long to load. (This is one of the Golden Rules. Trust me, people do not want to wait twenty minutes for a picture of your poodle to load.)

1. Don't make your page difficult to read. (The other Golden Rule. If your visitors can't read what's on your page, they won't. Remeber, crazy backgrouds are the enemy.)

This, like everything else on the internet, is under construction.

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