WooHoo! It werks!! It's so easy, it's almost pathetic... so, ok here it goes:

First, find yourself a spy... (if you know somebody is a spy, you've got them nailed...) Then, in the console, type "users." When you see that sorry Spy's name, like "3827 Mr. Spy" the number next to his name is what you need. Then, type "user 3827" or replace 3827 with whatever the Spy's name is. This is very effective at screening out known spies because it lets you know exactly what he's wearing and what color he is. However, you can still be fooled by people you don't know are spies... but If you are actively hunting spies, watch for people who change color on the Scores, then use this on them. At last! No more trouble with recurring spies!! Thanks to {anonymous cheater name} for this baby!!

Cheat #2255 second det pak

Well I bet you've all been wondering how in the world there are just some det paks that seem to last on until forever, well stop wondering and face the truth. This one I believe is not entirely a cheat, but more of a little utility put in by the TF creators themselves that most of us do not know about. To perform this 'cheat', you must do the following line of text in your console exactly (except for the bracketed parts- I'll explain later): bind key "impulse 168;wait;impulse number"

What you must put in for 'key' is a valid key on your keyboard you wish to bind this to. 'Number' can be set to any number from 5 to 255, for any range of detpak times. Remember, this cheat MUST be bound, and you have to touch the key you bound it to. How is this useful? Well, in any level with a team only open door, if you set a detpak under the door, it will stay open for 4 minutes and 15 seconds, which is especially useful in Canal Zone, where you can pry open doors you usually must wait for. The only drawback is that scouts can dismantle these just as easily as any other detpak.

Now, here's a cool cheat nobody realized fully yet, except [FtL]JeRiChO, who told me about it (I think.) What this Unlimited Frags is worth is that it gives you tons of frags, but you only need two people, plus, more than 1 person can earn the frags at the same time. First, pick a level that has detpaks you can get more of, such as Canal Zone,2Fort4 Synthetik, and others. Next, team up with a scout or scouts from another team (you have to be a demoman.) Next, find a suitable spot to leave the packs for them. If you're both near the detpak resupply, this works faster. But from what I'm told, for every detpak you disarm, you get a point. This may not work as fast as Unlimited Frags 1, but it does get you some free frags.

Cheat #4See-Through Water!!

After weeks of searching, I have finally gotten it from a very generous individual, Aquavive. This dandy little hack lets you make the water Transparent on every damned quake level there is. All you have to do is run waterhack.exe with the filename following, and it will turn the water into a transparent liquid on the level specified. One catch though, not all servers will have it look regular, sometimes all you'll see are the sprites in the water. But still, it's a great advantage to snipers. Now you have a tool to fight off those lame Gl-quakers and their waterhack. :) ...... P.S. if you're a gl-quaker who cheats... don't be offended, I just mean those gl-quakers who hate us cheaters :)

Download 'waterhack': Here (20.5KB)

In a few seconds I'll give you a script file that you can run on yourself (every game) to be totally concussion grenade proof. Show those scout's whose boss by walking through their grenades uneffected. Once you download this file, unzip it and place the .scr file into your Quake\id1 directory, then in the quake console type: exec cure.scr

Download the file here (1k): Cure.zip

Ok, you're wondering what the hell 'Demonic Elevator' means... ok here's a clue:

Still not enough of an idea? Well, this is a 2fort4 annoyance. This works in 2fort4 with map versions of 2.5 and up. It seems to work the best on 2fort4 version 2.6... Ok, here's what you must do, just place a sentry within the red circle i've highlighted here to show you:

Make sure you have it pretty far off the edge, and pretty far to the right... but not too far. Then, stand on the elevator (this can be done in any base. One of these things will happen:

1. The sentry will sit there and jitter (thunk thunk thunk), wait for 30 seconds, if it doesn't detach its head and go up and down, try again...

2. The sentry will go up and down (still fully attached to itself), it's not gonna work this way, try again.

3. The sentry will go up and down and immediately detach from itself. (Congrats you did it right.)

If it doesn't work the first time, try again, because it does work. I recommend you upgrade this to level 3 as fast as possible (do this by running around the level and falling onto the elevator from the ledge...) because this annoyance will wear down the sentry's health slowly, but surely. Plus, the sentry needs to be repaired once every few minutes... The greatest part of this annoyance is that nobody has to be on the elevator for it to go up and down (and thus it is possessed)... plus, the {stupid} engineers on your team will try to disassemble it by hitting the base of the sentry... duh... just be sure to protect its head...

This hexed copy of quakeworld is courtesy of me and my hex editor (and wonderful, wonderful +VipVop for how to do this.) What this does is replaces the line of text in your QuakeWorld executable file which makes the rapidly changing colors usually associated with spy gas grenades in version 2.6+ 'go away'... but I like to call it an end to those 'bad trips' :)

Anyway, this also protects you from being kicked, (i.e. you must type 'hehehehehehe' instead of 'disconnect'), which WILL NOT work anymore, but it's the only QW version I had... don't worry you can still visit your favorite server without being punished for having this patch on. Plus, you will still have those explosions and electric zaps common from earlier gas grenades hanging around... just no freaky colors this time...

I would love to give you the file... but that cannot be done anymore seeing as it is a copyright infringement. Instead, download this hex editor and change v_cshift to v_bshift. To use the editor, bring up a DOS prompt and type in "edx nameoffilehere.exe" (no quotes); it's best if you have both edx and the file you want to hack in the same directory. Use the finding thing to search for text "v_cshift" (no quotation marks) and toggle the editing to on and switch editing modes, then quit and save. However, if you are needing to perform the Ghost Medic cheat and don't already have a "hacked" qwcl.exe then you need to change disconnect to hehehehehe or some other 10 letter word.

If you screw up, get a clean copy of QuakeWorld here on Quakeworld's homepage!.

Yes, here it is, the mother of all Unlimited Frags.... the ULTIMATE UNLIMITED FRAGS!!

You ask yourself, 'Darth, what's so great about this one?' Well, lemme tell you: First, it is completely SILENT (Thus you make NO noise doing it.) Second, it only requires TWO people. And best of all, BOTH people receive frags for perpetrating this. Ok, here's how you do it:

1. You and a buddy need to be spies on opposite teams.

2. You and your buddy must find a spot where nobody will see you (or at least where you'll be alone.)

3. Now, get close to each other (so you're touching... this works best in a corner...)

4. Start disguising [both of you must disguise for both of you to get the points] and the one that is not in the corner, start pushing on the guy in the corner right after you have disguised...

5. If you've done it right, then you should see 'The enemy sees through you're disguise! [and] Wait a minute... he's a spy!'

Well, I hope you enjoy that cheat as much as I did :) Thanx goes out to BlackHeart for this one!!

Have you ever wanted to spam a server in QuakeWorld? Well, yes; it is possible! What this does is causes the server to display '[your name here] has entered the game' over and over and over again. First, make sure you have a key available to bind a command to. Next, connect to the server of your choice. Join a Team, and pick a class, then find a nice quiet spot to sit down in. Now the fun begins... Go into the console and type as follows: bind [a key] "skins" [then type:] changing Then, when you're done with that you should hit the key you just bound over and over again if all you see is the console screen. Don't hit it too fast or you'll time out. Be sure that you did it in this order ... bind the key, type 'changing', press the key over and over and over again.

This is another in the series of funny 2fort5 annoyances. I suppose this would work on any level that you could get resupplies of grenades... What you need to do is become a sniper and then stand on or in the reload bag, then start firing off flares as much as you can... There is no limit on flares in TeamFortress... and thus if you were able to get enough flares running around... you can Crash the server... hmmm.... If that flares you will be able to lag everybody excessively because of all the objects... fun... :) S]-[otrammer is also responsible for this one.

Yes, now you too can have an invisible name! Perfect for all your cheating needs. Makes you invisible so if your cheating all people can say is that 'The Man with no Name is cheating!!!' Also good for anonymous entries ' Entered the Game!' To get your invisible name, click here! Now, unzip and place the file in your 'Quake\id1' directory. Then, when you are in QuakeWorld, just type 'exec blank.scr' to achieve invisible name! The only servers this does not work on are servers with versions less than 2.0 when ASCII was not available in your name. Thanks to kM for this one!

This is it... the long awaited fort5 maphack. It may not be as great as its predecessor, but it sure does pack quite a whollop. Since the .map file is only available to the creator, it appears there will be no see-through wall this time... however, there are many crevices that have been lit up a great deal; plus, THE WATER IS TRANSPARENT (INVISIBLE)! Here's an example pic for you:

Now, if you want to download it, click right here: Download 2fort5 maphack (405K)

Now, this one just makes me pee my pants in glee :)... What this does is render you fairly invincible as a medic, so you can run around on a server spreading terror--plus, people can walk through you as well! Here's how to do it: First, join a TeamFortress server, pick a team and be a medic. Now, type an illegal command, 'skins asdf.pcx' seems to work well for me. Make sure you have some sort of anti-kick protection on or the server will kick you. I suggest you get the Spyhack since that will still let you play on all TF servers when you use it. Now, if you are a medic and it brings up the traditional Quit screen... congrats, you have done it right... Now, hit ESCAPE or 'N' to get that screen out of there. You should start healing (because you are a medic) anytime now... once you get some health, you can start moving around again. You can move around, as a dead guy, but you can't shoot. You may be the living dead, but for some reason, you are standing upright and walking about looking like a normal medic! You can't be hurt by Grenades, shells, or bullets. However, nails, rockets, and fire CAN hurt you; don't ask me why. Now, have fun running about the server as the living dead and scare the crap out of people! You can even jump too! There is a special note I make to you on 2fort5 and other levels: Don't get stuck in doors, you'll do some weird clipping if you get stuck. If there is a team door, make sure you get out of it before you turn on the cheat. And by the way, if you die, you can just respawn and start all over again... enjoy!! This wonderful cheat was brought to you by ^{oO|GAZ|Oo}^ ...

On any server, when it tries to tell you "Your team already has enough of that class." You can be the class you wanted to be... no... it's true! Really! All you need to do is select RandomPC and keep scuiciding until you are what you want to be. Granted, in most cases this cheat is useless because if you die, you have lost far more points than you have gained. But never-the-less, It is quite useful in some ways...

What would you say if I told you it was possible, on the latest servers, to rack up frags at the rate of 2 per second? You'd probably call me a filthy liar. But what you don't realize is that it really is true. I have seen the promised land, and it is good.

Three people are needed to do this cheat. One needs to be a blue medic, one needs to be a red medic, and the third needs to be a red or blue spy. The entire trio meets in some out of the way place where they won't be bothered much. Under the stairs by the water entrances in 2fort4 are good, as is behind the towers in well6. Once assembled, the group begins by having both medics hack on the spy with their bioweapons. One will continuously infect him, and the other will continuously heal that infection. For each infection that is healed, that medic will receive one frag. This will build up very quickly. So if you had a red medic, a blue medic, and a red spy, the red medic would receive tons of frags. If the spy was blue, then the blue medic receives the frags. This cheat courtesy of Johnny_K.

When I first saw this trick done I just about wet myself. This annoyance traps a player inside the elevator on 2fort4 (Works best on version 2.1 of 2fort4). dou do this by pushing them toward the wall when they are on the RED BASE elevator on 2fort4 when you are on with them. They'll get their asses stuck in the elevator, and a funnier spectacle I can not recall. If you get them stuck right at the top, they won't take any damage, and will just be stuck there. If they get stuck somewhere in the middle, the elevator will be ripping them apart, and they'll die eventually. However, I like to be a medic and keep them alive for some time. Eventually they say "Just let me die dude", but I can't bare to lose a patient. **I like this annoyance... namely because I was the one who originally came forward with it; I can still remember gasping for air in between my lauging the first few times I tried this one --DarthVeda

This trick is fairly simple to pull off, given that you can figure out where to put the binds after I tell you. This annoyance will allow you to completely empty out a dispenser... the poor engineer must go and collect his ammo all over again... hehe. First, you must place these lines in your autoexec.cfg in your quake\id1 directory {If you do not have an autoexec.cfg in your quake\id1 directory, create one with notepad.exe and put it there.}:

alias "drop1" "dropammo;wait;impulse 1"

alias "drop2" "dropammo;wait;impulse 2"

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