Light Bulb Jokes

1. Q: How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem and has assigned you request service number 39,712. Please use this number for any future reference to this light bulb issue.

2. Q: How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light-bulb-change message.

3. Q: How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The light bulb works fine in my office ...

4. Q: How many shipping department guys does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the light bulb in seven to ten working days, but if you call before 2 p.m., and pay an extra $15, we can get the light bulb changed overnight.

5. Q: How many quality assurance techs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, and you'll need a 48 hour burn-in, two hours of cool down, and a very thorough bench analysis of the new bulb so don't expect to see either bulb for a week or so.

6. Q: How many receptionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero, well actually one, the one that tells the office manager about the light bulb problem in the first place.

7. Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
A:Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.

8. Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

9. Question: How many Floridians does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: No one knows, they are still counting.

10. Question: How many cockroaches does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Answer: We can't say, because the moment the light comes on they all scatter.

11. Question: How many hackers does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Two, one to change the light bulb and one to install Windows 2000.

12. Question: How many nerds does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Twenty one, one to change the light bulb and the others to form a group to find out how it's done.

13. Question: How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None, they simply do not change light bulbs but try to find out why the last one went out.

14. Question: How much time does it take for democrats to change a light bulb?
Answer: A lot, since they have to vote who will be doing the changing and who will hold the ladder and who will buy the new light bulb.

15. Question: How many primitive, prehistoric people does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None, they did not have light bulbs at the prehistoric age.

16. Question: How many Federal agents does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None, they just can't afford to buy a new one.

17.Question: How many Communists do you need to change a light bulb?
Answer: Two, one to change it and one to hand out leaflets to how it was possible.

18. Question: How many Vietnam veterans did it take to change a light bulb during the war?
Answer: You can't know, you were not there!