Archangel: Good for nothing... Oh hi. If you're seeing this it means that the page you've requested is undergoing construction.
Kari: Or destruction.
Archangel: Now now Kari. My muses, Kari, TK, and...:: looks around:: where's Iori?
Iori: Here's that pipe bomb you wanted Archangel.
Archangel: Thank you. As I was saying, my muses and I ::Lights fuse and throws bomb:: are hard at work-
TK: Fire in the hole!
All: ::hit the ground::
::explosion::
Archangel: Updating the page. If you want to stay abreast of the latest developments here at the keep, sign up for the mailing list below. Whoa Iori! Are you licensed to operate that backhoe?
Iori: ::blinks in surprise and revs engine:: I need a license?
Kari: Run!!!