The Wall of Flame

Kari: So why do we get to help you with this page again?

Archangel: Because you and TK here are my favorites. And I'm not as likely to swear with you two around.

Gatomon: You better not. I'm still mad at you because of that lemon you wrote.

Archangel: All in fun Gato, all in fun.

TK: Mr. Bloodraven, I think we're on.

Archangel: Whoa! How long has that been going? Hi, I'm Archangel Bloodraven, and joining me today are my friends. Why don't you all introduce yourselves for the folks out there who don't know you.

Kari: I'm Kari.

TK: I'm TK and this is Patamon.

Gatomon: Ah the flying bacon rack dear to my heart. I'm Gatomon but you can call me purrrrfect.

Raven: (rolls his eyes) And I'm Raven and this is Shadowmon from Defender's Keep. Why are we here, anyway?

Archangel: Well, some people said some mean things about my stories.

Kari: But your stories are nice!

Archangel: Well here to respond to what the mean people, called flamers, said about my stories, so lets begin.

Flames for "Punishment"

Kari: Which one was this again?

Archangel: This is the one where I made Mimi and Sora a couple. Needless to say, not everyone was in favor of the pairing.

"AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! why????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TAIORA TAIORA TAIORA TAIORA TAIORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU SICK SICK SICK SICK DOG!!!!!!!

yuri IS BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!!

PLUS, EVERYONE KNOWS MIMI LIKE YOMATO AND SORA LIKES TAI!!! THAT SIMPLE!!!!!

SO GET IT THROUGH YOU 3" SKULL!!!
YOU SICK LITTLE QUADROPED!!!!

yOU CAN SHRIVEL UP IN A CORNER AND DIE!!!! -

JENNIE-THE PUNISHER ()"

TK: Was using the caps lock supposed to impress someone?

Kari: No TK. I don't know what it's supposed to do.

Gatomon: It made her look silly.

Raven: How can she say you're bad when she's never met you?

Patamon: Beats me.

Shadowmon: "Everyone knows Mimi like Yomato and Sora likes Tai." Hmm. Bad grammar not withstanding there is no proof of that anywhere.

Archangel: This is mild compared to the other yuri and yaoi stories I've found. Taito, Taishiro, Jyoushiro, Mira. I even found a Sokari story.

Kari: Me and Sora? That is odd.

Archangel: (Shrugs) Next flame!

Normally I hate yuris and Miras, but I dunno know why, this one didn't bother me like yaois with Taito always do. Mimi and Sora make a horrible couple, but this was okay, as there were no details. But Biyo and Lillymon, that's just wrong. Oh yeah, I hate SHeDaisy or whatever. Well, this wasn't a flame or a good review, it was just like...whatever

Patamon: Hmm. Kinda hard to tear into this one.

Archangel: Yeah. This one is more neutral. 

Kari: What proof do you have that "Lilly and Biyomon" are "just wrong"! Maybe their happy together!

Gatomon: Thank you Kari. I was afraid we had a dud on our hands.

Raven: I've heard some of SHeDAISY's music and like them, especially "Dancing with Angels".

Shadowmon: Figures.

TK: How does he know Mimi and Sora make a horrible couple. I think they'd be kinda cute.

Archangel: (arches an eyebrow) Next flame.

gross

Kari: What! We're not wasting our time on that! Next flame!

Archangel: We're out of flames for that story but I want to leave us with my own response to these flamers.

To all my fans, Thank you! A sequel is in the works. And to you flamers. BITE ME!!!! If you don't like what I write, you shouldn't have read it. There was a warning at the top clear as day and large as life. You chose to ignore that so don't flame me for your own stupidity.

All: Yeah!

Archangel: Surprisingly enough, the sequel Punishment II got no flames.

Flames for "Mesmermons Castle"

TK: I remember this one! This is the one where you two...

Kari and Gatomon: (Growl) 

TK: I don't want to give it away.

Archangel: Down kiddies, down. First flame.

You have great writing talent. Why don't you put it to use on something besides Digi-smut, ok sweetie??

Raven: Wait a minute. This person is trying to tell you what you can and cannot write with your own God given talents?

Archangel: Go figure.

Patamon: But they were nice about it.

Archangel: Yes they were. I think this was meant to be a friendly suggestion. Next!

You are really f****d.

Shadowmon: I'd like to thank this person for having the decency to censor themselves.

Kari: They actually took the time to send this to you? Their life must be pretty boring.

Archangel: I think that's true of all our flamers. 

TK: Who's more fucked, him for writing or you for reading?

Others: TK!

Archangel: NEXT!

i ahve NOTHING against yuri,but gatomon and kari?and when shes eleven?

Kari: So? At least he attempted to get me closer to an age of consent.

TK: There are lemons out there with the two of us doing it like teenagers, and we were eight for crying out loud.

Gatomon: What's wrong with me and Kari? She's the little sister of the group. No one else is gonna teach her those things!

Archangel: Easy Gato. Next!

**walks up to a firm enough looking tree, graps it, and starts banging head on it**

All: (stare then sweatdrop)

Raven: Archangel Bloodraven 

Shadowmon: Disavows any

Kari: And all responsibility

Patamon: For injuries incurred 

Gatomon: During the reading

TK: Of his fanfics

Archangel: Due to reader

All: (Shout) Stupidity!

Raven: Next story!

Flames for "Wine Anyone?"

Kari: I don't remember this one.

TK: Me neither.

Raven: You were kinda drunk.

TK and Kari: (Stare then nod) 

Archangel: Flame up!

.....

Archangel: Come on people! I couldn't light a candle with that! Next!

that is just eerie.

Kari: I see this writer believes in the three S's.

TK: Short

Patamon: Sweet

Gatomon: And stupid.

Raven: Can you get any more vague.

Shadowmon: I can get better answers from the Psychic friends network. Next!

Arch, you are sup-sup-super freaky, boardering on demented, but I've got to admit you're one hell of a writer and have a great imagination

Archangel: Arch?

TK: You're not demented.

Gatomon: You're certainly better than UMJ.

Archangel: Thanks guys. Next story!

Flames for "This Changes Everything."

Raven: What's this?

Archangel: It's not on the site yet. It's a series of songfics about how love changes everything. 

Are you one of those people who likes to portray themselves stinkily as an anthropomorphic animal because you are. P.S. If you printed out 2 copies of this story and put your head between it you would have made a fart head sandwich.

TK: Wow big words.

Patamon: I bet he can't use it correctly in a sentence.

Archangel: Yes I too was amazed at his wielding of the English language, until my eyes fell upon the words "Fart head"

Kari: How dare he call you a fart head! You gave us cool powers and stuff! Let me at him!

Gatomon: Whoa Kari! Down girl!

Archangel: Ixnay on the owerspay. They don't know about that yet. 

Raven: This guy is coming totally from left field with this one. I've read that songfic and it's really good.

Archangel: No accounting for taste I guess.

Archangel: Well guys, since we don't even have enough good flames here to make a smore's, what do say we go out to eat. I'm buying.

Others: Yeah!