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>>>Hey! Melichior here giving another installment of MFFT: 7000.
>>>Another Lemon this time, I've found that lemons are easier to
>>>work with than normal fics so I decided to do some teeth cutting
>>>before I get down and dirty into REALLY bad fanfics. As always
>>>all characters are copyright their respective owners and if you sue
>>>me for not writing each individual one, you have waaaaay too much
>>>time on your hands.
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(Cloud, Aeris, Barret, and Tifa are sitting in the Shinra prison building in
Midgar. Hojo has been watching too many episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and decided to become as great as Dr. Forrester. He even hired Rude to be his faithful assistant. Cloud and the gang are waiting for their level 4 limits to build so they can escape, but Hojo's fics don't have much attack power, so they all could be there for awhile. Thankfully, Hojo has redesigned the prison to have all the conveniences of the Satellite of Love. So not all is lost. With that said, let us sit back relax and enjoy Mystery Final Fantasy Theater 7000).
(Shinra Prison "of Love")
[Aeris and Cloud are watching Flint: The Time Detective on TV while Tifa and Barret play Monster Rancher 2 on the Playstation]
AERIS: (Watching TV)... I don't get it...
CLOUD: What's there to get? Its a cave boy collecting Time Shifters
AERIS: They look like Pokemon or something, but they digivolve.
CLOUD: They don't digivolve! They shift to master mode!
AERIS: I still don't get it.
TIFA: (Pausing the game) Just another dumb blonde eh Cloud?
AERIS: Hey! I'm not blonde!
TIFA: Your dye job says differently.
AERIS: ARRRGH!!! (Tackles Tifa)
(Tifa and Aeris get into a huge catfight while Barret turns off the Playstation. The
tell-tale monitor signal rings and Hojo's face appears on the monitor, but instead of Rude, Reno is standing behind him!)
BARRET: Wha? Reno! Why're you there? I thought Rude was Hojo's assistant!
[Shinra Labs "13"]
RENO: I'm not at liberty to say...let's just say I lost a bet.
[SPOL]
CLOUD: Ok Reno... we understand.
(Cloud and Barret trying not to laugh while Tifa and Aeris keep trying to kick
the crap out of each other)
[SL13]
HOJO: Are they going to be all right?
RENO: Whoa! They fight worse than Elena and Scarlet!
[SPOL]
(Aeris and Tifa stop fighting and shove Barret and Cloud away from the monitor to fill Hojo's viewscreen)
AERIS and TIFA: Bite me!
CLOUD: (off screen) Ladies! The invention exchange!
TIFA: (calms down) Ok...
AERIS: (also calms down) Fine...
(Barret wheels a computer to the viewing area and puts a ZIP disk in)
CLOUD: We were thinking about bad fanfics of which you've found none.
BARRET: And Lemons don't count.
CLOUD: So we thought we'd make your search even harder. Behold! Net Nanny: Fanfic Edition!
AERIS: It works like the filter of pornography fame, but filters out bad fanfics instead of porno sites. Observe!
(Tifa inserts a copy of "Artemis's Lover" by Oscar into the scanner)
TIFA: Now watch as NN:FE takes care of this trash.
(The image of Artemis's Lover is scanned, the monitor blinks out and the computer whirrs a bit before a shower of sparks and a puff of smoke
come out of it)
CLOUD: (sweatdrop) Well...we may need to work out the kinks...
[SL13]
HOJO: Interesting... now my turn!
(Reno is pushing a cart with a modified N64 and Playstation controller on it)
HOJO: Behold! The Play-Long Controllers! These little beauties have a variety
of play longer features! For example (computer screen depicting Hojo's narrative snaps on) when you're in the middle of South Figaro with no save point and your mother says to start your laundry. The PLC will cause speakers in your house to make the soothing sounds of a washer so that it seems that your a good boy and washed your
clothes! I will sell these to every video game playing minor in the WORLD!!!!!!
[SPOL]
(Everyone has fallen asleep, Cloud is still semi-awake in front of the monitor)
CLOUD: Yeah...mmmf...and a Pepsi too....zzzzzz
[SL13]
HOJO: Hmmm... Reno, flip that switch!
RENO: Is this like that button Rude told me about?
HOJO: Would you shut up and do what I tell you?!?!
(Reno flips the switch)
[SPOL]
(Klaxons wail and red lights wake everyone in the SPOL up and ready)
ALL: WE'VE GOT FIC SIGN!!!!!!!!
[Door 1: Its a giant 1st edition Charizard card that opens up for you]
[Door 2: Its a mural of the Huge Materia, you marvel at it and go on]
[Door 3: A Giant wall of ice, you cast Fire 3 and move on]
[Door 4: Its a giant 1st edition Charizard card that ...whoa, Deja Vu!]
[Door 5: The FF3 cast guards the door, they're acting OOC, so its safe.]
[Door 6: Its an Oscarfic. You condemn it to the depths of Hell and go on]
BARRET: So did Hojo say what this fic was?
AERIS: Maybe, but we were all asleep.
TIFA: That'll teach him to talk monotone again.
Okay is this thing on? Okay this is my first lemon
ALL: GYAAAAA!!!!
CLOUD: You're wrong Tifa. This'll teach us to fall asleep during Hojo's talk again
so don't laugh me off the stage. If you like it I hope to expand it into a
series
AERIS: A series?
TIFA: Then this better not suck too badly.
and if you don't I'll just slit my wrists.
BARRET: Girl, all I can say is don't forget where you put the knives.
And of course I don't own any of the characters.
Ages:
TK & Kari-11
Tai, Sora, & Matt - 16
Izzy-15
Mimi-14
Joe-18
CLOUD: Note that Joe is the only one old enough to be in this Lemon
OTHERS: Noted.
Mesmermon's Castle
By Archangel Bloodraven
~*~
"We're getting soaked out here!" Tai yelled.
AERIS: What?! It already started?
TIFA: We now return you to the wet sex scene already in progress.
CLOUD: And why did Tai say "we're" if this is the lemon scene?
"I take it you never thought to tell us about monsoon season in Digiworld?"
Izzy yelled at Tentomon.
ALL: Phew....
"You never asked!"
"I can't ask if I don't know it's a problem!"
"Cool it you two." Sora said. "Here comes Biyomon."
"Good news! I found an abandoned castle that's still in great condition."
BARRET: (Church lady) How conveeeeeenient...
"How far?" Kari asked holding a very unhappy Gatomon.
AERIS: Oh! Gatomon's sooooo cute!
CLOUD: Such a nice little pussy...
TIFA: Cloud!!!
"About a half hour walk."
"I say we go for it." Palmon said. "I'm up for a good drink as much as
anyone but this is ridiculous"
"Lead the way, Biyomon." Tai said.
Forty five minutes later the weary water logged travelers entered the empty
castle. Little did they know they were being observed.
BARRET: The moving eyes on the Mona Lisa replica were a dead giveaway.
TIFA: The plants with the cameras mounted in them didn't help either.
"Oh joy they're here!" A young woman squealed. "Mesmermon, this will be so
much fun!"
"You know we can't keep them, Nymphomon." He responded. "We're just going to
detain them for a little while."
CLOUD: Nymphomon?
AERIS: No good can come of this...
"I know, but the thought of letting them go makes me so depressed." She
poked a finger in the basin causing the image to ripple and fade.
"And I know just the thing to get you out of your funk." Mesmermon said. "
You can pick one digidestined and their digimon to play with now."
TIFA: (caring mother) Now play friendly!
BARRET: (ditto) No gradual sex scenes now you little rascals!
"Oh, Mes! You're the greatest. But which one?" She asked. "Show me a crest."
She demanded of the basin. Obediently the water rippled to show the crest of
light.
TIFA: Oh no...
CLOUD: This is not heading in the right direction...
"Now show me the child." The water rippled again to show Kari and
Gatomon walking down a hall. "She's precious."
"And perfectly corruptible. Have fun."
BARRET: I have a feeling this is going to be painful...
AERIS: Now taking bets! Who's going to do Kari?
CLOUD: $10 on TK, $15 on Izzy!
TIFA: $20 on Tai and $15 on herself!
BARRET: $45 on Gatomon!
AERIS: What the hell kind of bet is that Barret?
BARRET: What? It could happen!
~*~
"Isn't it awfully convenient this castle is abandoned, just when we need
someplace." Gatomon said suspiciously.
ALL: (Church Lady) How conveeeeeeeenient...
Now that she had gotten the majority
of the water out of her fur
CLOUD: Nothing worse than a wet pussy...
OTHERS: CLOUD!!!!
she was her usual pessimistically protectively
paranoid self.
TIFA: Since when is that Gatomon's usual self?
AERIS: I thought Gatomon was more of the protective, kick-some-ass type
"It does seem kind of odd." Kari said opening a door. "And why do they have
so many closets?"
"What is that, the 10th empty closet we've come across?"
CLOUD: And this has relevance...why?
"12th." Kari corrected, absently opening another door. "Oh Gatomon look at
this." She cried pulling a stunning white evening dress with silver sequins
out of the closet. "It looks like it's my size."
"Yes." Gatomon said suspiciously. *And it's the only thing in the closet.
How convenient.*
TIFA: (Church Lady) How conveeee-... no, we've done that too much already.
"Don't you like it?"
"I'm sorry Kari. It probably would look great on you, but this seems a
little too coincidental."
"Hmm. You are right." She said sneezing.
ALL: Geshundteit!
"Well convenient or not, we have to get you out of those wet clothes."
Gatomon said giving the closet a last look. "You might as well take these." She said coming out with a pair of white sequined shoes and
white stockings.
AERIS: White doesn't seem to fit this fic...
BARRET: Aeris, its raining out, the fic may need translucent clothes
lemon trigger.
AERIS: Point.
"No panties? I don't know about this Gatomon."
ALL: O.o
AERIS: I repeat: "No good can come of this."
"Maybe we can dry the ones your wearing on a fire or something." Gatomon
said quickly opening doors. "I think I found a bedroom, but there's no lock."
CLOUD: This fic is taking a turn for the worst.
AERIS: So now this could involve anyone with an unlocked door and all.
"I guess we can block it with a chair or something." Kari shrugged ducking
inside.
Gatomon followed and helped Kari push one of the heavy high back chairs into
place to block the door. "Well at least we've got some privacy. I'll leave you alone so you can get changed."
TIFA: Yay! No lemon scene!
BARRET: ...yet.
"Gatomon wait. It's so dark in here I can't really see anything. Can you
guide me to a candle or something?"
AERIS: God forbid you use a light switch.
"I'm sorry Kari. Sometimes I forget my eyes are better than yours." She
apologized. "I've got your hand. We'll explore together." Together the pair
explored the main room which was covered with thick tapestries and a plush carpet. A door off to the left lead to a full bathroom with ornate silver
and gold trimmed full length mirror and stained glass windows. The opposite
door lead to a bedroom with a queen sized bed with white satin sheets.
ALL: INTENSE ROOM DESCRIBING ACTION!!
"Argh!" Kari growled in frustration. "There's still no light." She muttered
as Gatomon lead the way out to the main room.
"Wait a minute." She said staring at the fireplace. "There's a candle on the
mantle of the fireplace."
BARRET: Which was conveniently missed on the first thorough room description
"That wasn't there before." Kari said suspiciously.
CLOUD: (repeating) Must not overuse Church Lady riff...Must not overuse-
AERIS: It's okay, Cloud. We're all running on will power right now.
"I'm starting to think we might not be alone in this castle." Gatomon said
as Kari sneezed again.
ALL: Geshundteit!
"Well we can't let you stay in those wet clothes any
longer." She said leaping to the mantle and lighting the candle.
ALL: Lightning Claw!
"God that thing is bright."
"But it smells nice." Kari said breathing deeply. The candle had a spicy
odor not unlike cinnamon.
TIFA: So what was it like if it wasn't unlike cinnamon?
"Yes, it does." Gatomon said. Suddenly she was horny as hell!
AERIS: That was fast!
"I'll uh be in the bedroom if you need me."
"Um Wait a minute Gatomon." Kari said. "I uh feel..."
BARRET: YEAH! I win! Pay up Aeris!
AERIS: Crap...(pays Barret)
BARRET: Maybe some good will come of this Lemon!
"Don't you feel well?" She asked, concern for Kari forcing out the lust.
Instead of replying Kari did the one thing that broke down Gatomon's resistance. She kissed her rolling her smooth tongue around Gatomon's
rough one.
TIFA: Thus choking them both which caused them to run in panic, knocking over the candle, setting the whole mansion on fire and killing everyone. The End!
CLOUD: Feeling dark today?
TIFA: Actually, no. I just wanted to see if I could end the fic before the lemon scene started
"I feel like that. Did you wet yourself?"
Gatomon looked down to see a trickle running down her leg from her already soaked pussy.
AERIS: So the cat looked at her wet cat?
BARRET: We won't be able to use that cat/pussy riff enough in this fic.
"Uh well -" She stammered. "Let's get you out of
those clothes." She said trying to take the young girl's mind off the topic
it was so obviously on.
ALL: (monotone) Obviously...
"Yes let's." Kari said dropping her wet clothes in front of the fireplace.
The sight of Kari spreading her legs as she straightened out her clothes was too much for the poor digimon and she tentatively slipped a claw
into Kari's pussy.
TIFA: So she slipped a claw into herself?
AERIS: That means she committed suicide.
CLOUD: Or the masturbation scene has started.
OTHERS: CLOUD!!!
"Oh! What are you doing Gatomon?"
What am I doing?
BARRET: Is there an echo in here?
OTHERS: ...echo in here?
I'm her friend. She trusts me, and I'm taking advantage of
her. I'm supposed to protect her not molest her! "Just hold still Kari."
She said working the claw around eliciting a moan from the girl.
AERIS: (Gatomon) Just a little further and I can stop her heart.
TIFA: And I'm supposedly the dark one...
"Oh God." Kari moaned. What is wrong with me? I shouldn't be feeling this
way about Gatomon! She's my friend and a GIRL! "Don't stop Gatomon."
BARRET: Wait. So Kari wants to stop, but tells Gatomon not to stop?
AERIS: Barret, remember your training. C'mon we'll all do it together!
BARRET: Okay!
ALL: Smile and Nod!
"If you say so." Gatomon whispered quickening her pace. The young girl
moaned loudly as her first orgasm hit her before collapsing onto the rug.
CLOUD: They haven't even hit the bed yet?!
TIFA: This is bad...very very bad...
"Gatomon that felt incredible!" She panted. "What was that?" She asked as
Gatomon flopped down beside her.
"Kari, " Gatomon rolled over to face the little girl. "How much do you know
about sex?"
ALL: O.o
CLOUD: Looks like Kari's gonna get a talk about the Birdramons and the
Bees.
"Not too much." Kari said absently slipping her hand between Gatomon's
legs. "I hear noises coming from Tai's tent and he and Sora come out really happy."
BARRET: That's because they're thinking of the money they can make off of their "home movies"
OTHERS: (except Aeris) BARRET!!!
AERIS: CLOUD!!...oops... BARRET!!
Gatomon began to purr as Kari lazily rubbed her pussy. "Well what we did is umm is."
CLOUD: So Kari was rubbing the pussy's pussy.
TIFA: Gatomon's cat is getting a lot of attention...
"Is what Gatomon?"
"Is one part of having sex." Gatomon moaned.
CLOUD: (Gatomon) The other part involves TK.
(Silence)
CLOUD: Aren't you guys gonna say anything??
TIFA: No... we got a little tired of it.
AERIS: It gets old after awhile...
"What's this?" Kari asked squeezing Gatomon's clit.
Gatomon moaned. "That's my clit Kari."
BARRET: "Clit"? You're explaining sex to an 11 year old at least use the full name! (Stops) ... not that I would know or anything...wait a
sec!
CLOUD: Too late man. Quit while you're ahead.
"Does that hurt? I'll stop if-"
"No! Just keep going and I'll tell you more about sex." She said fondling
the human girl's breast.
"Mmm." Kari moaned. Why do people have sex?"
CLOUD: To get to the ultimate high that the drugs start.
BARRET: Procreation's just a nasty side-effect.
"To make babies, but mostly because it feels good."
CLOUD: (High fives Barret) Who called it?
AERIS: Give me a break! Who wouldn't call it?
"Sure does." Kari moaned speeding up. She was about ask another question
when Gatomon came. "Are you all right?"
BARRET: No, you're explaining sex to an 11 year old.
CLOUD: While she's getting you off.
No. She thought. I'm explaining sex to an eleven year old while she's
fingering me.
BARRET: (Gives Cloud another high five) Two for two baby!
TIFA: You are way too proud of that...
Aloud she said. "That was my orgasm. That's what happened to
you before."
"Oh." Kari said.
AERIS: "Oh"? That's all she has to say?
TIFA: That was Cloud's reaction when his mommy gave him "the talk".
CLOUD: Yeah.... hey!
"I'm going to show you one more thing then we have to go."
"Why?"
BARRET: (Gatomon) I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
CLOUD: Putting her claws where she has, I'm surprised Kari's not already dead.
"I don't think the others would understand." She replied slipping her head
between Kari's legs and thrusting her tongue deep into the girl's pussy.
TIFA: Alright, Gatomon's slipping her tongue into herself. That's just plain
impossible.
CLOUD: Tifa, the riff won't work here, give it a rest.
TIFA: Bite me!
As she expected this immediately brought forth great moans of
pleasure as Gatomon sucked up Kari's sugary juices.
BARRET: Kari-style Kool Aid! Now with 20% more sugar!
"You taste sweet."
Kari started to respond when a massive orgasm hit her drowning her in wave
after wave of pleasure,
TIFA: Drowning them both and leaving the mansion in rubble. The End!
AERIS: You really want to get out of here don't you?
TIFA: More than you know...
after which she fell asleep
exhausted.
"What's wrong with me?" Gatomon asked herself absently burying a claw in
her pussy.
BARRET: Okay. Before anyone talks, the cat/pussy riff is dead! Deal with it!
AERIS: (muttering) Party pooper...
"This all started when I lit that stupid candle! That's it!" She
cried pulling the claw out her pussy with a supreme effort
ALL: (Make popping noises)
and leaping to the mantle and blowing out the candle. Almost instantly
the pervading lust vanished.
CLOUD: Aromatherapy be damned!!!
"I ought to destroy this thing." Gatomon said raising her claws.
ALL: Lightning Claw!!
(All strike a pose)
AERIS: (relaxing) We need to do that more often.
BARRET: Seriously, great stress reliever.
TIFA: Killing Hojo would be better...
CLOUD: I concur.
"Kari? Are you in there?" T.K. called from the door.
AERIS: TK and Kari I can handle. If TK and Gatomon get it on, Hojo's
a dead man.
Gatomon cursed silently and leapt down beside her. "Kari wake up."
"What is it?" She asked slowly taking in the situation.
BARRET: A cat-type Digimon, but that's not important right now.
"T.K.'s at the door."
"What am I going to do? He can't see me like this!"
"Calm down. We tell him part of the truth. Tell him you're not dressed and
to give you five minutes."
AERIS: Oh yeah, the five-minute excuse, fools 'em every time.
CLOUD: (TK) Five-minutes my @$$, they're screwing in there!
"Kari?" He called again pushing on the door.
"I'm not dressed, T.K.. Can you wait right there for five minutes?'
"Sure. I'll tell the other's I found you and I'll be right back."
TIFA: Kid, if you bought that, I have some waterfront property in Gold Saucer to sell you
"All right." Kari called. "It's too bad we can't start a fire."
ALL: NO!!!!!
She said conversationally as she scrambled into her dress.
ALL: Phew....
AERIS: Don't scare us like that!
"Kari about what just happened..."
"Nothing happened, Gatomon. All the other's need to know is that we found an outfit and a candle both when I needed them and that we
think castle isn't all that abandoned. That's all." she said pulling on the stockings.
BARRET: (Kari) We'll tell them all the good stuff in the morning.
"But-"
"THAT'S ALL." Kari repeated with deadly finality as she pulled on her
shoes.
TIFA: Whoa...
AERIS: Don't mess with the oversexed 11 year old...
"Help me move the chair." Gatomon silently helped Kari open the door
to see T.K. dressed in cream colored slacks and matching tunic.
CLOUD: O.o Cream colored?
BARRET: Let's just all agree not to go there.
OTHERS: (in unison) Agreed.
"Wow. Kari you look great." He said.
"Thanks. It's something I found lying around." She said closing the door.
"Shall we go?" To her surprise T.K. offered her his arm and escorted her down the hall with Patamon and a thoughtful Gatomon trailing behind.
AERIS: Oh sure, now she gets thoughtful!
~*~
Elsewhere in the castle, Nymphomon watched the young couple with interest.
"Do you like what you see?" Mesmermon asked peering over her shoulder.
BARRET: Great...voyeuristic Digimon...
AERIS: Next thing you know we'll have Gatomon and Kari in lesbian acts.
CLOUD: Little sarcastic today Aeris?
"They're mine, Mes. Whatever you have planned for the others leave them out
of it. Those two are going to get to know each other better." Nymphomon said
with a grin. "Much better."
TIFA: Not no, but HELL no.
CLOUD: We can only take 1 digimon-human scene a day.
~*~
That's it. (Straps on helmet to deflect flying objects) Fire away!
BARRET: Okay!!! (Blows the hell out of the TV with the Missing Score.)
(TV magically repairs)
BARRET: What the-?
HOJO: (over PA) You can at least wait for the author's signature!
Archangel Bloodraven, Lord of Bloodraven Keep
www.geocities.com/Archangel_xxi
BARRET: Ok, now we can go.
TIFA: Bout friggin time.
[All get up and run away as the door sequence flashes in reverse on the TV]
[SPOL]
(All four of our heroes are hunched around a TV watching a digimon episode.
We can't see which one as the TV view is blocked out by the four bodies
crowding in front of it)
BARRET: Aha! Right there! That's Nymphomon and Mesmermon's mansion! I
told you this was the episode!
TIFA: Barret, you got the wrong tape you idiot! That's Devimon's mansion!
AERIS: Kari and Gatomon hadn't even met at this point!
BARRET: But there's a mansion! None of you guys came up with anything
close!
TIFA: Maybe Datamon's pyramid prison had the mansion hidden inside it.
CLOUD: This from the girl that thinks Elvis is inside the Etemon costume.
AERIS: You mean he's not?
(Monitor blinks with tell-tale beeping)
[SL13]
HOJO: Well you all look normal. I thought that lemon would break you for sure!
[SPOL]
CLOUD: Yeah right! It takes more than a underage-slash-bestiality-slash-
hentai...-slash-...masturbation...slash (Breaks down and starts
crying)
TIFA: (comforting Cloud) There there, its over now... Don't worry about that
dirty, dickless, lonely, jack-off up there. We'll kick his ass soon
enough.
CLOUD: (sniff) Thanks Teef...
[SL13]
HOJO: Dirty!? She called me Dirty!!! That's the last straw! You're getting
nothing
but Digimon fics until you apologize!!!
[SPOL]
TIFA: Ok guys... all together now! Hojo...
ALL: BITE ME!!!
[SL13]
(Hojo Turns off the Monitor)
HOJO: Damn them, I'll get 'em.... RENO!
RENO: What?
HOJO: Push that button!
RENO: Oh so this is the button Rude was talking about!
HOJO: JUST PUSH IT!!!!
(Reno pushes the button)
____________________________
/ &n bsp; /|
/ &n bsp; / |
/ PUSH THE @#$& BUTTON / |
/ JABRONI!!! / |
/ &n bsp; / |
/___________________________/ /
| &n bsp; | /
| &n bsp; | /
| &n bsp; | /
|___________________________ |/
(FWOOOOOSH!!!!! sound effect)
HOJO: Ahhh... thank you very much Reno. Tell Rude I'll see him bright and early tomorrow! He's so much better at this then you are.
RENO: (Leaving while talking to himself) Rude was right... I should've brought something to shove up Hojo's ass... No, he'd probably like it too much...
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Well, that about does it for my 2nd MST. I think this one was more fun than the last one! (No offense.) Please send feedback to [email protected]! That's the only way I know I don't suck ;-) There's not much left to say... So I guess on with the stinger:
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"Are you all right."
No. She thought. I'm explaining sex to an eleven year old while she's
fingering me.