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Quiche
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President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant. Cheney
orders the heart-healthy salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says,
"Honey, could I have a quickie?"
The waitress is horrified. "Mr. President," she says, "I thought your
Administration was brining a new era of moral rectitude to the White House.
Now I see what a false promise that was." And she marches off in a huff.
Cheney leans over and says, "George it's pronounced quiche."
