Captin Crunch
(Very bad, But not nearly the worst)
This commertale is crazier then oops all berries, I don't know what the captin was thinking when he made this bad ass commertale.
It starts out like this, there is 3 kids in a car with hydraulics going and they are bouncing down the street and they have this song playing. The song goes like this "No Laughing, No JAFING (yes jafing, that is what they say) You gota cruch a captin" Then there is a wind and the camera pans over to a 24 year old lady dressed up to look like a 80 year old librarian and she has this impossible look on her face that must have took weeks of practice to get down.
::Cut screen to the car, hydraulics stop, music stops:: Little kid" Maybe we should wait till we get home till we Finnish this" ::Looks at a bowl of captin cruch that he has in his hands:: All kids "NAAAA" hydraulics start, music start, cut screen to a DOG THAT IS DRIVING THE CAR!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COMMERCIAL
1) Kids are eating Captin' Crunch as they bounce down the street, and don't spill ANY
2)The kids are in a car with hydraulics
3)The look on the face of the lady on the bench
4) THE DOG DRIVING THE CAR
5) Something as simple and childish as captin' crunch trying to make themeless look
"cool"