The Mullet Game
The Mullet Game was taken from
1. One punch for a mullet. An extra punch if he is wearing white, designer jeans or cowboy boots.
2. Two punchs for a fe-mullet (a female sporting a mullet) plus an extra if she is wearing white, designer jeans or cowboy boots.
3. Five punches for a couple with mullets. Remember the extras for jeans or boots.
4. If you're unlucky enough to see a mullet family, quickly bang your head against a nearby wall dramatically, one time for each mullet plus extras.
5. If you're in a rock band you have to punch yourself five times for each fan you have who's a mullet.
6. If you are in a rock band and have a mullet, sorry, you can't play.