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Dear Heaveners ,
This is one of the more interesting conversion we had and will like to share this with you all. (subject to age limit as certain part may be goss..hehe) Seat back, relax and enjoy the �show� ��S-K-Y :o)
Date: 26 August 1998 (Wed)
Time : 11.30pm - 1.45am
Channel : #heavens
Title: The Shi* Business
Rating: R(A)
Starting:
Lufbra as the main actor
Blurnhorn (radiant_gal known commonly) as the main actress
Supporting casts:
nicki^_^ (also known as kiki^^)
chowey
S-K-Y
nite_draco
huggy
seego
The show begins��..
* Lufbra extend his hand.. hoping to seek peace with rad
* bLuEhOrN ask luf to go wash his hand first...........
Lufbra: SEEE!!!!
Lufbra: pple dao ah!!!
nicki^_^: aiyo rad
chowey: hehehhehe
Lufbra: how to forgive her???!?!?
chowey: eh rad u no good lah
chowey: hehe
nicki^_^: rad!....dun like this lar
* bLuEhOrN point to the bathroom....
chowey: although we know luf's hands dirty
S-K-Y: hahaa
chowey: but we must give him some face mah
chowey: hehehe
bLuEhOrN: :p
bLuEhOrN: heheheheheh
* Lufbra keep my hand liao
bLuEhOrN: hahahahahahahhahahahhaah
nicki^_^: yalor rad ppl so give u face y u like dat?
bLuEhOrN: yeah chowey!!!
S-K-Y: wow loa..ra u win
Lufbra: no peace!!!! seek WAR!!!
S-K-Y: bully luf
S-K-Y: hahaa
bLuEhOrN: heeee of coz sky......
chowey: hehe
chowey: WWIII?
chowey: eh this is heaven
chowey: where got war one?
chowey: hehe
S-K-Y: yeah lor
Lufbra: war in heaven!!!!
S-K-Y: no no no
chowey: we never bully him
chowey: hehehhe
chowey: we very nice to him
chowey: hhehe
* bLuEhOrN bring all weapons
bLuEhOrN *clank clang*
S-K-Y: u want war can go 'downstairs'
* Lufbra activate all the stand by personnels!!!
bLuEhOrN: hell
Lufbra: recall manning!!!
chowey: eh rad u gettign violent liao
chowey: ehhehe
nicki^_^: hahaha
bLuEhOrN: hey!!!!
chowey:waliao u guys
Lufbra: everyone kena activated liao
nicki^_^: ya lor chowey
chowey: hehehe
chowey: hehehe
bLuEhOrN: ppl look at this.......
chowey: got missiles?
bLuEhOrN: (pleasent-girl^^) Hi!! have u been to heaven's lately??? if not plss type:/join #heaven's and check it out yourself!!-------see u there ya!!
chowey: waliao rad u not so "pure" already
chowey: heheh
* Lufbra send his recki team to seek out the enemy site
chowey: hehehe
nicki^_^: rad we know abt this already
Lufbra: ya lor..
S-K-Y: it is heaven's
Lufbra: you slow lah
S-K-Y: is inimation ...fake one
Lufbra: super lagi.. ultimate lag!!!!!
bLuEhOrN: i noe abt it horrrr luf,.....
Lufbra: how to fight like that??
S-K-Y: hahaa
bLuEhOrN: i just want to show the invite msg horrrr......
{huggy}: who is faking heavens channel?
* bLuEhOrN say luf always pick on her.....she pick on him tooo lor.......pick pick pick.....pick until luf's hair all gone ......hahahahhahahaha.........hairless..........
* Lufbra bit rad.. until there are teeth marks on her hands!!!!
chowey: aiyo
S-K-Y: hahaa...never bleed huh
chowey: u guys a bit violent right
* bLuEhOrN bite luf's hand off
chowey: eh lufbra pp gal lah
chowey: hehehe
Lufbra: gal so what???
* bLuEhOrN tears luf apart
Lufbra: fight is fight.. no sex
chowey: MAKE PEACE
* Lufbra kick rad until she fall.. and continue kicking
* bLuEhOrN suck luf's juices from his intestines....
chowey: alamak
chowey: heheh
chowey: eeeeeeeeeee
* bLuEhOrN bite luf's leg
* Lufbra slash rad back
* bLuEhOrN takes his legs and trip him over.....
* bLuEhOrN takes greenhorn's parang and cut luf into two
* Lufbra see blood dripping off rad's back.. and suck from it
chowey: ehehe
* S-K-Y watch free show...haha
chowey: R(A)
chowey: hhehehe
* bLuEhOrN is vampire hor....you suck suck also no use......
chowey: ALL PLEASE SHOW IDSs
* Lufbra pulled rad's hair until it become bota
* bLuEhOrN use her hands and twist luf's neck........
S-K-Y: anyone want pop corns
chowey: show identity cards please
chowey: hehe
chowey: anyone want drinks?
* Lufbra twung rad's limps..
chowey: CANDY BAR COUNTER OPEN
chowey: hehehhe
chowey: got
* bLuEhOrN takes her pulled out hair and stuff it into luf.s asshole
{huggy}: me wants fish balls...got?
chowey: one dollar
chowey: heheh
chowey: dun have have to go hawker centre and da bao
chowey: hehehe
S-K-Y: teh....kopi....milo...anyone
nite_draco: got curry puff...
* bLuEhOrN use her broken limps to bok luf's body..until blue black
{huggy}: got chicken wings or not huh??
* Lufbra inject rad with aids..
{huggy}: kopi or pls Sky!
chowey: dun have
* bLuEhOrN hiya! and giv
es luf's a scissor kick* Lufbra chop off rad's limps and sell as bak ku teh
chowey: want M& Ms?
chowey: ehehhe
nite_draco: milo ice please...
* bLuEhOrN chomp chomp luf.....now cooking luf curry
chowey: ok
chowey: hhee
* S-K-Y pass huggy kopi or [_]
chowey: eh u guys underaged or not?
* Lufbra take rad's flesh and mince them and use them to make cha sao bao
* bLuEhOrN shit on luf
S-K-Y: mi well above 21
{huggy}: thanks SKY....how much huh?
S-K-Y: on the house:huggy
* Lufbra urine on rad
{huggy}: me too..die die confirm 21
* {huggy} show my ic to chowey
chowey: ok
chowey: pass
* bLuEhOrN chop luf and cook as luffy chops at western restuarant
chowey: the rest please queue up
chowey: eh sky todya biz quite good
* bLuEhOrN diarrhoae on luf
chowey: and the best actor nominesss is....Lufbra
* Lufbra roast rad as though like roast pig
* S-K-Y pass statics ice chocolate...milo out of stock
seego: wat am i missing here???
* bLuEhOrN twist luf's intestines and hand at flagpole
chowey: and the best actress nominees is........Radiant gal
{huggy}: really ah SKY?? dun want lah.....pai say leh..
Lufbra: hot hot piglet for sale
chowey: aiyah got show going on: seego
{huggy}: seego: we watching movies
bLuEhOrN: yay!!!!!
S-K-Y: mi want ba gua
bLuEhOrN: me win win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Lufbra hang rad up in the flag pole.. and rise it up!!!
seego: oic
bLuEhOrN: ba gua your head sky!
chowey: eh sky u selling food and u want ba gua?
Lufbra: win your head
{huggy}: wanan have any drinks seego? order from SKY, food from chowey
chowey: hehe
seego: oic
S-K-Y: haha
chowey: yes huggy
chowey: CANDY BAR COUNTER REOPEN
* bLuEhOrN got kung fu : she jump down and drags luf to the middle of the road.......*BOOM*
seego: sky: me want ice mocha
seego: ;P
* bLuEhOrN see luf fly away into the universe and into small small little pieces
seego: chowey: mi want terimisu
chowey: cinema no ice mocha
bLuEhOrN: HO ho Ho
S-K-Y: wow ice mocha...errr....first find....u first one ordering this ..hee
* Lufbra use M16 and shot rad rite thru the brain.. with the brain juice flying all over the place
chowey: eh u guys think i open cafe ah?
* bLuEhOrN BRB
chowey: hehe
chowey: me open candy bar ONLI
chowey: heheh
seego: hahhahahaha
* bLuEhOrN BRB
chowey: brain juice?
Lufbra: half-time!!
* bLuEhOrN BRB
chowey: hehe
* bLuEhOrN BRB
seego: oic chowey
Lufbra: ting ting
* bLuEhOrN BRB
S-K-Y: rad lost???
chowey: tingitninfinifn
S-K-Y: half time??
bLuEhOrN: yes yes
{huggy}: nm lah chowey..
Lufbra: first half..
Lufbra: ended
chowey: rad need to rest
chowey: hehehe
* Lufbra win
* bLuEhOrN go shi shi
Lufbra: hahha
seego: i want snickers bar then
bLuEhOrN: ya still got second half
chowey: winnner is ????????
Lufbra: hahahhahah
* bLuEhOrN BRB
* Lufbra bomb rad's toilet
* {huggy} offer seego her coffee..
seego: thanks huggy
* Lufbra see rad's bodies tattered around the toilet with the shit all over her..
chowey: gto show now
chowey: kiki want to buy ticket or not?
chowey: and show ID please
chowey: R(A) show
nicki^_^: huh?.......in sg?
{huggy}: luf u bery digusting leh..
{huggy}: hahaha..
chowey: hehehhe
* Lufbra pray for rad.. RIP.. not rest in peace.. but RIP off her coffin and throw her
body into the sea, and let the sharks makan her..chowey: hahaha
S-K-Y: luf ...rad now not here lah
Lufbra: better still..
chowey: eh luf.....waliao
Lufbra: dun give her chance
chowey: hehehe
chowey: ur hands tired or not lufbra?
chowey: need to massage?
chowey: hehehe
Lufbra: a bit lah
Lufbra: no thanx
Lufbra: you also dun kay kay.. dunno whose side you are with
chowey: hehe
chowey: i ask onli
* bLuEhOrN is back
chowey: where got kay lay
chowey: i so nice
chowey: hehe
Lufbra: ya.. thanx for your concern
chowey: eh rad
Lufbra: back liao??
chowey: hands tired or not?
Lufbra: you also bo chun liao
chowey: eh u guys enjoy the show?
chowey: ehhehe
S-K-Y: got wash hands?
Lufbra: you already bo chun liao
Lufbra: eeeeeee
chowey: eheh
Lufbra: now dunno who dirty hands
* Lufbra see shits on rad fingers
chowey: eeeeeeeeee
* chowey helps rad to clean off with tissue
Lufbra: yucks.. chowey hands also smelly liao
* chowey wash hands with LUX
chowey: hehhe
seego: hey y u ppl quarrel over "dirty hands"???
chowey: hehehe
seego: really stupid u know
chowey: not quareel seego
S-K-Y: they can quarrel over anything: seego
chowey: debate
chowey: hehe
seego: oic
* bLuEhOrN let luf win ah......he so petty
Lufbra: hahhaha
chowey: hehehh
nite_draco: hahahhahaa
* Lufbra win with pride
Lufbra: not petty
seego: well in that case every1 also got dirty hands then
chowey: hehehehhe
* bLuEhOrN see the pride in refrigerator...
chowey: all wash hands lah
chowey: hehe
Lufbra: refrigerator is COOL
* seego says every1 hands dirty from typing too much
seego: ;P
* bLuEhOrN poke her hands into luf's mouth wif alllllll the shit she can find on her fingers
chowey: start again
chowey: hehehe
chowey: onli rad and luf
* Lufbra step on some shit and step all over rad
chowey: hehehe
chowey: want to watch movies again?
nite_draco: wow..paingz.... no wonder here so smelly...
nite_draco: hehehehhe
chowey: heheheh
chowey: smell of what statics?
* bLuEhOrN moves away and throws more shit onto luf
Lufbra: chowey: you want to know??
chowey: shit?
chowey: heeeeeeeeee
* bLuEhOrN moves further away becoz she cannot satnd the smell on luf
nicki^_^: aiyo guys eh......dun always have the s*** word here leh.......so disgusting.....hee
seego: go ahead and do ur squabbling
chowey: hehhe
S-K-Y: haha
seego: me gotta go liao
seego: c ya
* nite_draco walk over to seego and kick seego on the (_|_)... faster go to sleep lah..
seego: yup
S-K-Y: seeya seego
chowey: take care seeego
chowey: bye
chowey: gnnite
seego: bye sky
chowey: sweet dreams seego
seego: bye nicki
chowey: bye
seego: bye chowey
seego: bye stat
{huggy}: bye seego!!
* Lufbra throw back to rad shits of all animals!!!
seego: bye blue
chowey: hehehehe
seego: bye luf
seego: bye huggy
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Lufbra: bye seego
* {huggy} hug hug seego and give him a good ntie kiss
S-K-Y: rad y u called uself bluehorn?
Lufbra: rad itchy buttock mah
chowey: ehe
bLuEhOrN: wat itchy buttocks ????
Lufbra: rad: you itchy buttocks.. so change your nick lor
bLuEhOrN: yah yah.....itchy to dig more s*** out of u luf
Lufbra: ya ya.. dig some more lor.. see how much you can dig.. just go ahead
* bLuEhOrN digs until jands tired liao cause there's no end to luf's shit !!!
bLuEhOrN: hands
* Lufbra no need to shit for long time thanx to rad!!!
* bLuEhOrN says okie loh....go ahead and dont shit....wait i stop u kena constipation
* bLuEhOrN brb
* Lufbra also says dun worry.. i got medication to help constipation
nite_draco: heheheheh
bLuEhOrN: ya..then you lena lao sai lor
bLuEhOrN: you lao sai luf
chowey: hehehhe
* Lufbra lao sai on rad
chowey: from shit to lao sai
chowey: u pp good man
chowey: hehe
nite_draco: hahahahha
Lufbra: rad: how is your hands??? must be real stinko!!
chowey: eeh
chowey: both of ur hands as smelly lah
chowey: heheh
Lufbra: wash in yellow river also no point.. only pollute the water
chowey: hehe
bLuEhOrN: no lah.....
bLuEhOrN: luf's ass more stinko
bLuEhOrN: luf stink until here in simei also can smell
bLuEhOrN: luf stinks!!!!!!!!
bLuEhOrN: luf stinks!!!!!!!!
bLuEhOrN: luf stinks!!!!!!!!
bLuEhOrN: luf stinks!!!!!!!!
bLuEhOrN: luf stinks!!!!!!!!
chowey: hehee
* Lufbra stinks unt i l half the globe also can smile!!!
* Lufbra think rad st inks until half the globe also can smile!!!
* Lufbra think rad stinks until half the globe also can smell!!!
bLuEhOrN: hhahahahha
bLuEhOrN: toopid you ah....typo error
bLuEhOrN: hahahahahhaha
bLuEhOrN: muahahhhahahahhaha
chowey: heheheeh
bLuEhOrN: toopid toopid luffffff
bLuEhOrN: hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhaha
Lufbra: laff lor
* Lufbra think rad stinks until half the globe also can smell!!!
* Lufbra think rad stinks until half the globe also can smell!!!
chowey: cannot tahan both of u
bLuEhOrN: how old r u ah luf ???
bLuEhOrN: tok like dat like a small kid ......
bLuEhOrN: hahahaha
S-K-Y: rad u don;t know how old luf is?
* Lufbra is 12 yrs old
chowey: 12 onli?
Lufbra: small enough for you??
* Lufbra is doing his PSLE this yr
bLuEhOrN: no wonder!!!!!
bLuEhOrN: no wonder!!!!!
Lufbra: ya lor
Lufbra: you bully a small boy
bLuEhOrN: i should have known
chowey: what sec school is ur first choice luf?
chowey: heheh
chowey: hehehe
chowey: eh luf u dun look small leh
chowey: hehhe
bLuEhOrN: aiyoh..if i had known u were so young.........tsktsktsk
Lufbra: err... simei pre-sec sch
bLuEhOrN: i would have.......
chowey: hehehe
bLuEhOrN: bullied you even more !!!
chowey: waliao u rad
bLuEhOrN: hahahaha
chowey: heehehhe
* Lufbra give rad a hefty kick on the butt
nite_draco: still figthing har???
* Lufbra sees rad flying into a puddle of shit
* bLuEhOrN cannot feel the kick cause it was given by a 12 year old.....too bad
chowey: hehehe
chowey: oviously statics
bLuEhOrN: just a small little kiddy kick
chowey: their hands not tireed
chowey: hehe
S-K-Y: hahaa...u really kanna suan
chowey: HAHAHAH
nite_draco: yeah lor...
bLuEhOrN: oh.....dats fragrant shit
chowey: ya man
Lufbra: but enough to send you to a puddle of shit... good liao
chowey: luf really kenna dish dish froim all sides
bLuEhOrN: not like the shit i've thrown you luf
chowey: hehehe
Lufbra: rad: you want some more of the fragrant shit??
nite_draco: fight until so long hand also must be tired liao.. but i think this 2 siao one...
nite_draco: hahahhaa
chowey: this two
* bLuEhOrN throw shit no shit run ah !!!
chowey: must respect
* bLuEhOrN throw shit no shit flt ah !!!
chowey: both very good at suaning
chowey: hehe
* Lufbra scope some shit into a bucket and d
ump them onto rad shit* Lufbra scope some shit into a bucket and dump them onto rad head
chowey: Masters in Suan they sure can get
chowey: phd even
chowey: or professor Suan
chowey: hehe
nicki^_^: ya ya chowey....me agreed
bLuEhOrN: hahahahaha
S-K-Y: haha
Lufbra: rad head scalp is shitted to the core
chowey: hehee
chowey: hhehehehe
bLuEhOrN: aiyoh..words typed by a 12 year old.....aiyoh..disappointing
S-K-Y: think one day u both must meet up
chowey: both of u as badly shitted lah
bLuEhOrN: so many errors
nite_draco: gtg liao...
chowey: heheh
chowey: these two cannot met
Lufbra: aiya.. you also not much better lah...
bLuEhOrN: how r u going to pass your PSLE like dat YOUNG BOY ????
chowey: otherwise u see the food flying across tha tables
chowey: heheh
Lufbra: somemore "Ar" level somemore
chowey: young boy?
chowey: ehhehe
Lufbra: some OLD.. bully a young boy
bLuEhOrN: who's old ah ????
S-K-Y: seeya statics
chowey: take care statics
chowey: sweet dreams
Lufbra: pple like her.. Air level.. used to bully little boy
nicki^_^: bye stats!
chowey: bye statics
bLuEhOrN: older than a 12 year old here onli.....
nite_draco: thanks...
Lufbra: bye stats
nite_draco: see u ppl tomolo...
Lufbra: ya.. OLD is OLD
nite_draco: any last word b4 i ciao??
Lufbra: somemore no feng du.. OLD woman
bLuEhOrN: older than you can already YOUNG BOY
chowey: touch wood lah statics
nite_draco: no last words... i ciao liao..
chowey: hehe
nite_draco: hahhahaha
Lufbra: what's so good about being a OLD WOMAN
Lufbra: left on the shelf only
nite_draco: going to school tomolo lah.. so have to sleep early...
nite_draco: hehehehhee
Lufbra: sch for what??
S-K-Y: sch?
Lufbra: buaya little girl??
nite_draco: lufbra: going to nus to look for my friends...
chowey: hehhhe
Lufbra: jie: no lah..
Lufbra: not you.. just that OLD WOMAN only
nite_draco: huggy: not yet.. going back on the 4 oct...
nite_draco: huggy: no lah...
Lufbra: rad: so quiet?? just had some shit for supper?
chowey: hehe
* bLuEhOrN went to toilet to load more shit.....
Lufbra: go lor
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bLuEhOrN: preparing to cataput at luf
* Lufbra set up great wall of hougang
Lufbra: cannot penetrate thru one
chowey: ok guys i gtg
chowey: take care lufbra
chowey: take care sky
{huggy}: ok ppl....i've to go and do my work liao...
chowey: rake care huggy
chowey: take care rad
S-K-Y: seeya chowey
{huggy}: talk to you guys again!
{huggy}: u too chowey!
S-K-Y: take care too
chowey: take care kiki
chowey: gnite sweet dreams
bLuEhOrN: bye chowey!
* chowey hugs everyone
bLuEhOrN: bai bai
* {huggy} hug hug everyeon goodnite...and give everyone a goodnite kiss
chowey: bye
Lufbra: cya chowey
* bLuEhOrN bok luf for chowey
{huggy}: goodnite and sweetdreams!!!
chowey: yes bye all.............
chowey: :)
Lufbra: bye huggy
chowey: i hope all of u have a good day tomolo
*** {huggy}has left #heavens
chowey: :)
chowey: bye
S-K-Y: ok mi got to go too....
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nicki^_^: bye chowey!
nicki^_^: goodnite chowey!
Lufbra: cya sky
bLuEhOrN: bye sky!
Lufbra: me also ciaoing..
Lufbra: bye pple..
nicki^_^: bye guys!
* bLuEhOrN says great wall of hougang no use......rad's shit can go even from under
Lufbra: bye jie
bLuEhOrN: bye nicki
nicki^_^: bye didi!...goodnite
* Lufbra buy insurance.. insured for S$100million
nicki^_^: byeeeeeeeeee sky
S-K-Y: byeeeeeeeee everyone!
Lufbra: rad: tonite until here..
Lufbra: we will continue...
bLuEhOrN: k lah.......surrender say lah luf
bLuEhOrN: hahaha
Lufbra: what surrender
bLuEhOrN: ok ok
Lufbra: never say die
bLuEhOrN: you never say die coz you're aredi dead!
bLuEhOrN: hahahahahahhahahaha
Lufbra: =OP
Lufbra: rather die than be humilated
bLuEhOrN: luf
bLuEhOrN: you studied jc b4 going uni? is it?
Lufbra: nope
Lufbra: i only PSLE
nicki^_^: hehehe
bLuEhOrN: pls lah
bLuEhOrN: get serious
bLuEhOrN: kaoz
Lufbra: nope..
Lufbra: really no
bLuEhOrN: kiki your didi veri notti
Lufbra: wah.. complain to my jie..
S-K-Y: to be continued?
Lufbra: you go back door one
nicki^_^: rad:ya he sometimes only lar....hee
Lufbra: shame shame
Lufbra: liu liu siao
nicki^_^: hehehhe
bLuEhOrN: really luf
Lufbra: really NOPE
bLuEhOrN: you finished jc is it?or poly then went to uni?
Lufbra: ask sky lor
Lufbra: none of the above..
Lufbra: ask sky!!!
S-K-Y: mi ?
S-K-Y: mi go zzz now
S-K-Y: ask tomorrow hahaa
Lufbra: she dun believe me
bLuEhOrN: then???
Lufbra: i am like bad little boy to her liao
Lufbra: i go by back door
Lufbra: i beg my way into the uni with my o
Lufbra: they pity me and took me in
S-K-Y: byeeeeeee
*** Disconnected
Session Close: Thu Aug 27 01:46:02 1998
THAT�S ALL FOLKS�..
