Do you know where you are?

You are approaching a. . . .

The moment you saw those big red letters, you probably knew what the dialogue underneath them would say. You're right. Doesn't that feel good?

This is a splash page. It's here because, as much as our Constitution would like to promise freedom of religion and equal rights for all people, it can't keep people from hating without violating the First Amendment. We are still very much influenced by Christian fundamentalists, and that means that I have to warn all of the silly people who think that an omnipotent, all-loving being would ever desire, much less advocate, hatred of others. You're hypocritical, mean-spirited bigots - - all of you.

By now, anyone who's really paying attention knows that I am talking about homosexual relationships. This page portrays them - - fairly and justly, like heterosexual relationships are portrayed. That means that there's going to be sexual tension, angst, and humor, not to mention a fair amount of fluffy cuteness. Don't read any farther if you're feeling queasy or uncomfortable right now. Just click on the "leave" button, and we'll find you something more to your liking.

On the other hand, if you're still here, it should be mentioned that some of these homosexual relationships are between characters in what the West considers a children's show - - Digimon Adventure [Digimon: Digital Monsters]. A lot of people would think us dirty-minded for that, even if they approve otherwise, and so they, too, should click on the "leave" button. Unless, of course, you possess an unconditional love of Gundam Wing which allows you to excuse us this small error.

I wonder how many people have stopped reading by this point. How many people just scurried on down and hit the "enter" button because they didn't feel like listening to me preach. That's understandable behavior. If you are comfortable with eleven-year-olds loving members of their own gender, if you adore Digimon and Gundam Wing yaoi fics, then with my blessing, put a two between the n and the d in the address. If you weren't paying attention and just want to get into the site without waving me of legal responsibility, then click on the "enter" button and irritate me.