Sayings & Wisdom

Favorite Sayings, Wisdom, Bumper Stickers etc.

The RICHEST man is not the man who has the MOST
but the man who needs the LEAST
(Old Mexican Proverb)

When all else fails, lower your standards.
(Bumper Sticker)

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the
principal difference between a dog and a man." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
(Mark Twain)

Paranoid Policemen collect their pensions.
(Bumper Sticker)

Insured by Yahweh and Son
(Thanks to Jim Behrendt)

There are old pilots and there are bold pilots. But there are no old bold pilots.
and
There is nothing more useless than runway behind you and altitude above you.
(Origin Unknown--contributed by beginning student pilot Marge Behrendt)

If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still
wrong ?
(Thanks to Marge Behrendt)

BEST T-SHIRTS of 1998

"Filthy, Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"

"Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" -- seen on Cape Cod

"I'm Not Suddenly a Dirty Old Man -- I've Been Practicing Since 1943"

"60-Year-Old, One Owner, Needs Parts, Make Offer"

"If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes,
He Would Have Put Them on My Knees"

"A Nest Isn't Empty Until All Their Stuff Is Out of the Attic"

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"My Designated Driver Drove Me to Drink"

"Procrastinate Now"

"Rehab Is for Quitters"

"My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse -
He Couldn't Do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse"

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"

"When the Going Gets Tough, Use Duct Tape"

"Finally 21,
and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15"
(Thanks to Lou Preston and Heidi)