Reuben
Benjamin Q. Binasoy
When
God scattered humor throughout the universe, RB was right there waiting, and
pretty much got an overdose of the stuff. Often mistaken for a Negro due to
his overdose of melanin, his complexion is amply compensated by his uban and
his big white grin, which can be seen floating by in a blackout. After the long
wait for his complete recovery and rejuvenation of a fractured left wrist, he
has emerged from his slumber in basketball to become the comeback player of
the year, engineering a second runner-up finish for Electron with his swift
moves inside the paint and his shooting arsenal. RB is not tall, but he is definitely
dark and handsome. He is a GAPOSTE kid, an officer-turned-MP, and vice president
of the SCA (yahoo!). Specializing in the modern art of lightening up class discussions
with his hilarious side comments, he is a trendsetter, pioneering in expressions
like "Ikaw!" He is intelligent, impulsive, and unpredictable; his weakness is
indiscernible. Just a word of caution: beware of his razor-sharp tongue; embedded
in it are his wit and sarcasm.
