EVEN MORE BLONDE JOKES!!!!
Q:Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q:Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A:Because she's been laid all over the country
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Q:Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?
A:Because at 69 they blow
.
Q:Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A:They both drip when they're fucked.
Q:How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun
worry worry worry"
A:Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
Q:A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut
it in six or twelve pieces.
A:"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q:What is the similarity between a smart blond woman, Santa and
the tooth fairy?
A:They are all make believe
.
Q:How do you tell if a blonde woman is sexually satisfied?
A:Who cares.
Q:What do you do when a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
A:Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q:How do you drown a blonde?
A:Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
.
Q:What do turtles and blondes have in common?
A:Once there on their back they're screwed.
Q:how do you know a blonde been on your computer all night?
A:there is cheese all over your mouse.
Q:What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
A:All you can eat under a buck.
Q:How can you tell when a blonde has just eaten?
A:The belt buckle marks on her forehead.
Q:What is the difference between a blonde women and all men?
A:The blonde women have the higher sperm count.
Q:What's the difference between blondes and McDonald's?
A:A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q:What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A:A refrigerator doesn't whine when you pull your meat out of it.
Q:What do you call a virgin blonde?
A1:A myth
A2:A newborn
Q:What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a
water hose?
A:Sweetheart!
Even the Russians have blonde jokes (told after the coup attempt):
Q:What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A:They both got fucked by ten men while on vacation
Q:What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A:He knows who the ten men were.
Q:How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
Q:Tell her a joke on Friday.
Q:What do you call a smart blonde?
A:A golden retriever
Q:What is the difference between a smart blonde woman and a UFO?
A:There have been sightings of UFOs.
Q:How do you know a blonde has robbed your house?
A:There is a note where the microwave used to be that says
"Thanks for the TV!!"
Q:How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day?
A:Give her a bottle of shampoo that says "Lather, rinse, repeat".
Q:How do you confuse a blonde?
A1:You don't. They're born that way.
A2:Put her in a round room and tell her to stand in the corner
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Q:How do you drown a blonde?
A:Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.
Q:How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A:Wave.
Q:How do blondes count?
A:1,2,3,another,another,another...
Q:How did the blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A:She fell out of the tree.
Q:Why did the blonde pee on the floor?
A:Because the sign said "Wet Floor"