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Thanks Michelle. Your application for Minister for Vacations is currently being considered - your chances are high. Send a couple of photos of yourself and a bio and we'll get you a nice hefty salary package, plus expenses, plus benefits in no time! Michelle, you're a great friend and I miss you loads.

Great to hear from you Alexandra. I'll get you a position in my cabinet, no problem, but we have ways of making you speak French! Being Italian, I thought you might like to consider Minister for Finance, not that you guys have butter fingers, or anything. Send a couple of photos, and I'll get you a cosy little office here in the parliament buildings, plus a canteen stocked with loads of Crema Catalana. How could you possibly refuse?

What a honor to write to you. Well,well from a butler position in our house (during summer of 1998)to a prime minister of Canada!!! Congratulation! If it comes to Parliament, I would like to be a Pregnancy Minister, I think I have skills, education, practice and 4 months of experience.

For references, you can call my very own husband Peter. So, I have 5 months to go , and then I;am going on maternity leave(as per new federal and provincial policy) for 12 months with pay of course!!! Canada is paying only 65%, so I do expect someting more, much more generous from you Mr. PM, if you want me to work for you.

Ania, many thanks for your application to Minister for Pregnancy. I can now inform you that it has been succesful and I would like to welcome you to the cabinet of eleventhprovince.com. Having been your butler I'm kinda missing some of your authority around the place, so it'll be great to have you on board. Make sure you come back soon to check out your official Ministerial page - don't worry, I've got enough photos of you! Good luck with your pregnancy, you're going to make a great Mommy. I'm surprised the kid's not mine, and to be honest, I'm not fully convinced. We'll soon know if it pops out waving a maple leaf flag, eh?

Howdy there, Jesse, thanks for dropping by. We're still awaiting your much anticipated ministerial self-nomination. If anyone can do the job, you can, Jesse! So, get back to us, else we'll be paying you a little visit. Oh, yeah! As for a dot.ca address, you may be onto something there. I'll get my IT consultant (ie the left side of my brain) to take a look at it. Hope all is well doing whatever you're doing these days and doing it in your very own special, unique and humourous way. You're a great guy, Jesse, and I'm missing your chair-throwing-in-fountain antics very much. You take care now. See ya soon.

Well, that's told me, ain't it?! Listen, Ada, get out of the corner and stop sulking. You rock music types get so emotional. Yes, sweetie, welcome on board as my Minister for Rock Music. E-mail me a couple of pictures, a bio, and stuff and stuff, and I'll let you use my Premier's private jet, whenever you fancy! Do we have a deal? Anyway, Ada, its great to hear from you, I know I'm really bad at keeping in touch, but as you can see now, I'm a busy man - I have a province to run! You try doing that in your spare time! Take ye care. I'll write ya real soon - Yuh-huh!

Comments: Hi Sweetie! I'm soooo proud to be your Minister for Blankets! I can't wait to come and see you when you're in Canada next year! To all you people from the province-keep snuggly!! Love Chrissy*

Cheers, Chuck. There's no-one else in this world who knows blankets better than you, so thanks for being in the cabinet. I'll need you to come and visit me next year to supply me with blankets before all my digits freeze off during those awful winters, so make sure that suitcase is loaded! You're the best friend anyone could have, Chrissy, and I'm gonna miss you being thousands of miles away from you next year. Good luck with everything you do and keep snuggly too!

Comments: I suport the decision for Chrissy to be minister for blankets. I've travelled the world and in my experience there's no one more experienced and, indeed, knowledgeable in the field on blanket usage. Give her any situation and she'll tell you what material, what tog and what colour of blanket to administer. gets it right eveytime. I remember once staying in a hut in on a hill just outside mongolia and I just didn't know which blanket to seek confort and warmth with, so I rang chrissy and without a moment of hesitation she calmed me, and told me which to use. She's just the best.

Aah! Isn't she just amazing? The powers of Chrissy Maine astound me each and every time, and so they seemingly do you. Many thanks for your approval of her appointment, it means a lot that our public have confidence in us.

Also, I have not received any ministerial appointment from your dear self. Surely you can provide this province with much lacking skills in the field of tents, or hills, or places just outside of Mongolia. Get back to me!!!...

Comments: Ben, a word of advice...your offer of a hefty salary package to michelle morrow might be a valid contract!! Intention to create legal relations (arguable), offer-acceptance (definitely shown in your correspondence), consideration (stuff in exchange for michelle's offer of minister for Vacations) for the offer from promisee i.e. you.

Many thanks Mr. Lawyer (or I may I call you 'The'?) for your wise words of advice. I would like to question as to which national legal system you are referring, however. As you may be aware, the canadian confederation is amongst the most devolved in the world and contractual law is therefore under the jurisdiction of the individual provinces of Canada. eleventhprovince.com is, as a result, literally, a law unto itself in this particular region of legislation, whlst obviously still acting within the provisions of the Canadian Constitution. We have yet to hear from Ms. Morrow about finalising her contract, but she is currently in careful consideration. May I also add that the bunch of actors from Street Legal we use as our judiciary are highly impressed with your legal knowledge and expertise and have asked me to ask you if you would be interested in joining our legal team here. Look forward to hearing from you. Ciao!

Comments: canada is a big country with lots of diverse fruits and vegetables. Moreover, people enjoy breathing and walking around all over the world as well as in canada where there is as much air as anywhere else and lots of space to walk around. Thank you very much for my life, God, and don't forget that you are very special. If you want we can go catch a movie together sometime next week. They say that Requiem For A Dream is worth a look, but i suppose you've already read all the reviews, you devil. Anyway, Can't hang out in cyberspace all day, so get in touch soon. Love Mark.

Well, there's little more that I can add to that, except many thanks for your interesting comments and observations. Your general air of contentment seems to demonstrate that we have gotten something right in this province and I'm pleased that God manages to play such an important role in your life. However, I do need to inform you that this website is not a medium between Earth and the Heavens, so I'm afraid that I cannot guarantee God's receipt of your invitation to the cinema, although I do believe that he has already seen that film many times over. I'm sure that he'd suggest something more along the lines of a video featuring Ben Dover or Seymour Butts - he's a bit saucy like that! Make sure you pop over to Canada real soon to check out our apples and pears!