Pretty Darned Funny Stuff

Hello again, everybody, and welcome to the section of my page that is designed to get you to get into a better mood. I have compiled some .WAVs and movies of some pretty funny things, or at least things that I think are funny. *WARNING* if you are offended by poking fun at our president (a president, BTW, I hope actually gets thrown out of office because of a courtroom decision!), then I suggest that you do not peruse the section with stuff aimed at Clinton. If you do not like it, tough, I have my opinion just as much as you have yours.

President Clinton

I like Clinton about as much as I like to have nails driven through my head. I can't wait until he gets assassinated, or at least gets out of office. That's why I've included some very entertaining files about him here.

One of Clinton's first famous lines. This one should go down in history books. (.WAV)

Clinton is seen here at Ron Brown's funeral. He is laughing and generally being in good spirits at the beginning of this clip. After a second or two, he spots the camera, lowers his head, and soon starts weeping. Maybe he was suddenly overcome with sadness? I believe it! (.AVI)

And finally, what Clinton's presidential seal is.

Misc

Here you will find a few odds `n ends bits of hilarity. Check these files and links out!

What the real meaning behind the elusive Win 95/98 "Start" button is. Click here.

Speaking of Taco Bell, some guy has a bad experience with a $2 bill - Taco Hell.

Don't like Spam? Read these funny haikus - some that I made up - here

The Horror Guide for if you find yourself in a scary movie!

Take the weird test, and let me know what you get!

A lot of my favorite "Deep Thoughs" by Jack Handy, in Microsoft Word format!

This is funny! An Anti-Clown site!

Please don't ask how to to run the files!

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