This is the really easy part because you've already got your lawn chair, right?

Just answer YES to these questions:

• Am I breathing?  (We thought about opening up the group to everyone, but decided that required some input from the members before doing so.)
• Am I male or female?  (If you aren't sure, then maybe you'd better see one of those other *centers* first, ok?)
• Am I married (for whatever reason!) or single (for whatever reason!)?
• Am I able to communicate without using words that Gramma would wash out my mouth with soap for having uttered?  (Note, that's OUR Grammas, not yours, ok?)
• If I have a website, is it family-safe and kid-friendly?  (Don't fib, our Grammas get around!)
• Can I type? (Fingers, toes or elbows are an acceptable means of data input and proper spelling is not an issue.  Now, if you have one of those "you talk--it types" gizmos, please remember that *sharing* is our Mascot's motto!)
• Do I have an interest in any subject, topic, hobby, or ... anything?!?
• Do I have something to share, offer, contribute ... or want to know or learn?
• Do I want to have a safe* area to meet new friends from all over the world?  (No, this is not and won't be the dating game show, so forget that, Romeo and Juliet stuff, ok?)
• Do I like nuts?

The End

Did you pass the test?

NO  --  Ohhhhh for heaven's sake ... we told you to say *YES* .... go ahead and  do it again, we'll wait.  :-)

YES  --  Great!  Onto the next step!  Just click for the application (below) and you will be contacted by email within 24 to 48 hours.  When your application has been reviewed and approved, you will receive your entire welcome packet and the information you will need to find the rest of the nuts!

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*DISCLAIMER: Due to MHPC being an internationally based membership organization, geographical and regional breeches of etiquette can and will occur. While this is dealt with immediately and we attempt to educate our members on our cultural disparities, there may and will be times in which you might incur offense or discomfort as a result of it. We hope that you will not only maintain a sense of humour, but offer tolerance through the educational process.