Okay after a brief moment of thought (well not that long I already killed off too many brain cells) I thought I would expand on my cow silliness with some new friends.  I own no one, I am only borrowing them for a very brief (gotta watch those brain cells) story.  If you want the links to the dancing cow or hamsters please email me for their sites.  I don't remember where the vampire one is at.  There are not any souvlaki ones, sorry FoDs you can take that idea and make one.  There is a brief line that mentions flashbacks that came from my story Flashback Whiplash, check that if you're curious. Comments are welcome.  This can be archived at www.fkfanfic.com or the ftp site.  Enjoy!

Hamster Dance (01/01)
-Mysterie July/1999

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Snort, snort."

Nat looked up for the third time from the movie they were watching. Nick was again at the corner of the loft laughing his head off, completely forgetting they were watching one of her favorites, Braveheart. *Oh Mel, she sighed*.

"Nick what are you laughing at?"

"Noth… *snicker* nothing."

"Dammit Nick you’ve been ignoring me in the past hour. I thought I came here for our usual movie date not to have you locked in a corner laughing at your computer!" Nat grabbed the remote stopped the movie and angrily jumped up off the sofa to march over to Nick.

"Nat," Nick looked up looking at her direction with his baby blue eyes speaking softly. "It’s nothing, I just saw something funny and I just lost track of time"

Nat didn’t stop mumbling *damn… lost track of time my ass… yeah notice …anvil falling…head* and kept marching over. "Let me see what’s amusing you." Natalie moved over to his computer and looked at the screen. It was just a page on finances and investments for the EU.

"See, nothing," Nick smiled at Nat.

*Hmmm… that smile… something I can’t quite trust. * Nat gave a little little wicked smile of her own and moved her hand over the mouse.

*Oh, oh! Nick recognized that smile, Janette had the same smile when Nick forgot one of their anniversaries and he had to make it up with a full fall wardrobe… with him shopping with her. * Nick fazed out as he began his flashback…six hours of horrible torture began relieving themselves in his mind. *God he begged LaCroix to help him and LaCroix just smiled and said "ah the duty of forgiveness". As if duty…. *

At that moment Nat clicked on the mouse moving the browser forward to the page in front and a litany of sounds started… de da de da de do…

*…duty* *whap (did I once mention flashbacks ended this fast can be hazardous to one’s health)* Nick fell back on his chair, leaped up and tried to wrestle the mouse from Natalie.

"Nat give me the mouse…"

"You want… *snicker* hamster with that." Nat couldn’t hold it in and began laughing, hard.

"It isn’t just amusing, in fact I know of a friend who would find this fascinating." Nick looked at her with a frown.

"Fascinating… danc…*laughter* dancing hamsters, god Nick I would hate to see you if they had dancing cows…*chortle*, Nick?"

Nick looked down and shuffled his feet. :"Well…"

"Don’t tell me they have… dancing cows?"

Nick bent over and with a swift movement he clicked on his bookmark folder and clicked on a little tab that said Cow. A screen popped up with little dancing cows. Nat fell on the floor and began laughing. Nick looked a little embarrassed. "It’s not as if it is something bad, they get lots of hits. A lot of people like this, they even have webrings. Even Schanke, but he likes the dancing Souvlaki more."

Nat giggled. "Schanke too… god next you’ll be telling me LaCroix… or Cohen…"

Nick looked at her and with a serious voice, "…well LaCroix does like the dancing vampires and the genetically modified hamsters…"

Looking at each other they began to chuckle then Nick fell to the floor next to Nat while the both of them had the best laugh both hadn’t had for a long time.