I'm gonna try for an Ex-Borg girl
She's been living in her cubic world
As long as anyone with strong will can
You think she might fall for a hologram?
That's what I am.

And if she decides that
She wants me next time
And then I wake up
And show her my vast mind

She'll see I'm really tough
'Cause it takes guts
To be in love with an Ex-Borg girl

You know I've seen her in her Borg'fied world
She's getting tired of her techie toys
And all the transits from her old drone boys
Human by choice

Ex-Borg girl
You know she doesn't get my witty pearls
But maybe when on Earth this ship checks in
She'll understand the lovesick guy I've been
Maybe I'll win

And when she's singing
She's sounding so fine
And when she's bringing
Questions from her mind
I answer though they can be tough
Just because
I'm in love with that Ex-Borg girl

She's been living in her cubic world
As long as anyone with strong will can
Think she could fall for a hologram?
That's what I am...

Ex-Borg girl
She's my Ex-Borg girl
You know I'm in love....

Oh, goodie, copyright notices! Voyager and all its characters are copyright Paramount and Viacom, the tune and lyrics to Uptown Girl are copyrighted by somebody, and I'm not making any money off this. No infringement is intended. (Why is this neccessary? Aren't I just giving all other parties concerned free publicity? Oh, well...) I'm not affiliated with Paramount or whoever's got the rights to Uptown Girl, I just like Trek and that type of music, and I borrow from them without permission, and if they read it I just hope they like it or don't as much as everybody else. I don't think I'm missing anything...