(start out whistling)
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
Funerals by the score
Each day we fight the rebels and
Each day we lose some more
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
A job where I can't win
But the day that I stop counting
That's the day my paychecks end

Lost man number one was an
Odd accident
I never knew that you could die that way
Lost man number two got the
Boss really mad
And after that boss couldn't let him stay

Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
Funerals by the score
Each day we fight the rebels and
Each day we lose some more
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
A job where I can't win
But the day that I stop counting
That's the day my paychecks end

Lost man number three, he walked
Across the room
After I ordered him in that one spot to stay
That was the last straw so I
Cried in my heart
As I aimed my laser gun that day

Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
Funerals by the score
Each day we fight the rebels and
Each day we lose some more
Yes, I've got corpses by the numbers
A job where I can't win
But the day when I stop counting
Is the day my paychecks end....

Star Wars and the associated stormtroopers and their bad habits
are the property of George Lucas and his group-they can have them.
And Heartaches by the Numbers is copyright somebody but I'm not sure
who.