*When in doubt, fluff. * No matter what it is, somebody has it in their backpack. * It increases the word count when you do not use contractions.* Somebody else is just as confused as you are. * You never know who will say something intelligent next.* There is no shame in a tutor. * Parents don't understand. * Sometimes books lose everything of value when they cross the language barrier. Other times they didn't have anything of value to lose. *Backpacks are heavier some days than others. * The book isn't always right. Especially the math book. * The people controlling your life live in Geneva, Switzerland.* Conspiracy theories have merit.* Paper has a much better chance than Pinky and the Brain.* Caffeine is only a substitute for sleep.* People really do skip school to do homework. * That you have the ability to calculate a chi-squared statistic does not mean you have the ability to remember your locker combination.*

And, most importantly, in TOK......

The truth is not out there.

And I'm not above ripping off the X-Files.

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