You know you've been reading 8-bit to much when...

You whip out a big mallet everytime some creep hits on you and beat him into the next century.
You continue to hit on cute, mallet-wielding chicks, despite massive organ failure.
Your friends wonder why they allow you to breathe.
Your favorite pastime is blasting old men.
You can recite any passage from any rpg rulebook.
You let other men handle your orbs (of light).
Your evil plots involve serving cookies to your prisoners.
You dance on top of a large armoire.
You create a 'which character are you?' quiz for your website.
You have dreams about a talking sword of destiny.
You can actually recall the name of this sword.
You say: "I like swords." to random people you meet.
You write down all of you comebacks on a small parchment.
You spend days at the library searching for the ultima spell.
You go through all the racks of your local drugstore looking for 'NightBane'.
You wake up naked- in the forest- with three of your comrads... or else it means you made it into the fraternity...