Okay, this is the one ReBoot-related #ReBoot night where I advise that if you're underage, you should go to another section of my site instead of here. If you don't know what a lapdance is and/or are offended by sexually ridiculous situations, do go to a more innocent place. Oh well...*sigh* It starts off innocently enough...
8/13/99 #Meggy [Just so you know, this was a night when **** had COMPLETELY lost his mind. His name has been changed to four little stars to protect his reputation. Truly there is nothing stranger than Late Night #ReBoot]
Summer`> Silv: I know. It's happy. Damn I want Gambit.
* WeB_ViRuS thinks... *Damn I want-* but never finishes...for her own sake...
****> AHH! What does WeB want?
Summer`> ****: You're an old lady. You can't resist a chance to gossip. Well, neither can I.
* **** smirks
WeB_ViRuS> ****: Megabyte....
****> Oo
****> Of course
WeB_ViRuS> And ....everyone who knows me well knows just how badly...too...
WeB_ViRuS> But I don't want him that way
* **** grins at WeB and does his MB impression again
* WeB_ViRuS wants to be dominated by MB
SilverTig> Meggy....*drool*
****> "*censored*"
WeB_ViRuS> Bestrafe mich!
SilverTig> I don't want to SLEEP with him. But I'd follow him around.
* **** snickers
WeB_ViRuS> Silver: Exactly.
*** **** is now known as Meggy
SilverTig> *Drool*
* WeB_ViRuS stands next to meggy
Meggy> On your knees Beeeyatch!
* WeB_ViRuS kneels
WeB_ViRuS> Do what you will with me.
SilverTig> O-o MB would NEVER use such a vulgar term. tch.
* Meggy invites you to polish his metal body ^_^
SilverTig> ...now that I would do though.
WeB_ViRuS> Silver: I know that. That's what hurts when **** does his impression of MB...
* SilverTig could do MB.
WeB_ViRuS> MB: Use Cyrus for that! I want you to dominate me in a GOOD way.
Meggy> Yes, I'm sorry. Let me try an actual impression without my libido added, eh? *g*
SilverTig> ****: Here, let me have the Meggy nick for a bit.
Meggy> Okietay Silv
*** Meggy is now known as ****
*** SilverTig is now known as Meggy
* Meggy inspects his claws as he sees the drooling Sai kneeling.
* WeB_ViRuS grins up at Megabyte
Meggy> Oh. Another worshipper. They DO abound on here, now don't they?
****> Ooo, yes.
* WeB_ViRuS averts her gaze from the Majestic Virus
Summer`> Silv: Could you set topic to -t please?
Summer`> It's rather insulting.
****> tell me about it..
Meggy> How do you change it?
Summer`> ...
*** X has set the topic on channel #reboot to -t
Summer`> Thaaank you.
Summer`> Praise be.
Meggy> Uhm-wha? Did it work?
* Summer` bonks Meggy over the head.
Summer`> You're odd.
Summer`> And you have a square jaw.
WeB_ViRuS> Stop talking with Megabyte's nick!
WeB_ViRuS> I read it with his voice!
WeB_ViRuS> ARG!
Meggy> Robin: Quiet. (glares)
WeB_ViRuS> ACK!
* Summer` glares back
Summer`> I bet your schlong is metal too.
Summer`> Does it vibrate?
Meggy> Web: Now Sai, I'm INSULTED. Really, isn't my presence good enough for you? (Sniffs in flase hurt)
WeB_ViRuS> MB: Yeah...but you're not acting like yourself... It's WEIRD
Meggy> Robin: (Narrowing his eyes and using slight sarcasm) As much as I'm sure you'd love to find out, why don't you stick to your comic-byte characters, hmm?
WeB_ViRuS> There we go! :D
* Summer` puts a hand to her forhead
Summer`> I'm insulted!
WeB_ViRuS> That's the MB I recognize
* WeB_ViRuS is all happy now
Meggy> Web: Er-that was just where the girl channeling my words and typing them down (Say hello Silver) switched back to herself. I'm perfectly normal now.
WeB_ViRuS> Oh...okay :)
* Summer` sneaks up on Meggy with a bucket of water
* Meggy sidesteps her, grabs the bucket, and non-chalantly dumps it over Robin's head.
* Summer` yelps
Meggy> Robin: ....you're quite insane, aren't you? Luckily for you, I'm in a GOOD mood tonight.
* Summer` glares
* WeB_ViRuS grins widely at Megabyte all throughout this
Summer`> Ooooo... what do you intend to do to me? Surround me with vid windows?
WeB_ViRuS> Summer: Uuuum....
WeB_ViRuS> MB: She don't know you very well, do she?
Summer`> At least Gambit doesn't have to be plugged in.
WeB_ViRuS> ARRR!
Meggy> No indeed.
Summer`> Sai: No. I just refuse to admit he has any power.
* Summer` kicks Meggy in the shins.
*WeB_ViRuS FIREBALLs Summer!
WeB_ViRuS> Um...Summer breaks her toes after kicking metal? :)
* Summer` hops away on one foot
Summer`> Ow! OW OW!!!!
Meggy> Robin: If you mean any...MAGICAL powers such as the ones my sister's been graced with, sadly no.
Meggy> Robin: But fortunately I employ people (gestures to Sai) for that sort of thing.
* Summer` ducks and falls into the pool and fireball takes out another wall
WeB_ViRuS> Drat it!
Summer`> (It's always more fun when bad things happen to you.)
* Meggy absently pats Sai on the head.
* WeB_ViRuS grins and melts
* Summer` climbs out looking like a wet rat.
Summer`> Oh this sucks.
Meggy> (Silver) Aww he thinks of Sai as an...uhm...portable flame thrower? ^_^
* Summer` makes gagging noises
* WeB_ViRuS frowns at this...but deals with her being used...
Meggy> (Silver) I can imagine Sai rubbing up agains his legs, purring, etc...
Meggy> Used? (Smiles widely) My dear of course not!
Summer`> LOOK! A cowbyte!
* Summer` points behind Meggy and Sai
* WeB_ViRuS noozles Megabyte on the shoulder
Meggy> Robin: You really ARE quite mad you know.
* Meggy scrtiches the top of Sai's head while surveying the channel.
* Summer` whips out her iMac
Summer`> DIE!
* Summer` throws it at Meggy
Meggy> ACK! (Dodges the iMac)
Meggy> What in the NET?!
* Summer` laughs manically and throws another iMac at Meggy
Summer`> Eat Apple, square-shined spawn!!!!
*** **** is now known as Hex`
Hex`> Heya Meggy, wanna uhh..merge?
Meggy> Hex: ....get away from me.
* Hex` waves her sexy virus bod in front of Meggy
Hex`> you sure?
* Meggy looks at his sister, the iMac, Sai rubbing against him and puts a hand to his temple muttering "Why do I come here again?"
* Summer` cartewheels
Meggy> Robin: Now even *I* wouldn't inefct THAT. (shudders)
* Summer` remembers she's never been able to cartwheel and falls on her head
Meggy> Robin: My, you're quite the gymnist now aren't you? (Condenscending snicker)
* Hex` rubs on Meggy "I'm in the mood for merging though :("
Meggy> O_O ACK!
* Meggy leaps away from his sister in fear.
* Summer` glares at Meggy
* Summer` snickers at Meggy
* Summer` throws Meggy a condom
Meggy> Robin: I've deleted people for less than that.
Summer`> Meggy: Oooooh. I'm frightened. Magnetize me, baby.
* Hex` runs up to WeB "You like the females right?"
* Meggy pulls Sai a bit closer for a sort of mental protection. Sister acting oddly...eerie.
* Hex` does a sexy Hex dance for WeB
Hex`> *insane laugh*
* WeB_ViRuS just rolls her eyes at Hex
WeB_ViRuS> Yep, nuts as usual.
Hex`> Damn you.
Summer`> o_O
Meggy> Robin: If you WISH. (Takes out a magnet with a remote control and tosses it. It bounces off of Robin who 'ows!' then smirks)
* Summer` rubs her head
Summer`> That hurt you bully!
* Hex` runs up to Robin "Now I know you must want me?"
Meggy> *Silver) Hex-I'd take you up on it but right now I'm in MB's body.
Meggy> How odd...it didn't seem to work.
* Summer` O_O's at Hex and runs behind Meggy and Sai
Summer`> It's after me!
Hex`> Damn you all! *pout*
Hex`> I wanna merge and all you sissies don't think you can handle me
* Meggy steps away from Robin. "Oh NOW look who needs me, hmm?" Robin snarls and goes "I just need your bulk to hide behind!"
Meggy> Hex! For God's sake, I'm your BROTHER! And they're all underage!
Hex`> So what! when I want it..I want it
* Summer` smirks
Meggy> (Silver) See Robin? I can even get your ropeplaying right. Whee!
* Hex` laughs maniacally
Meggy> Hex: (Snarling) You are UTTERLY SICK!
* Summer` slaps a "I'm a phat viri" on Meggy's forhead
Summer`> Silv: Ya. Much appreciated.
* Meggy grabs Summer and slams her against the wall a few times.
* Summer` OWS!
* Hex` does a lap dance on Gunbuster
Hex`> You want?
Gunbuster> wicked lappen dancin'
* Hex` lap dances faster :P
Mandark> What are you? Lord of the Dance?
* Gunbuster gets it going on with Hex =P
* Hex` moans and licks Gun several times with that tongue we have never seen
* Hex` goes over to Mandark, sits on his lap, and wraps her arms around his neck
* Mandark pushes Hex off...
Hex`> "Mandark's a nice name...I could show you a few things, you know"
* Summer` glares "Megabyte. This could be considered statutory. I'll sue!"
Meggy> Web: Sai? Be so good as to get rid of her? Do?
Meggy> Robin: Ah, but Mainframe has no real law institution in place.
* WeB_ViRuS just stares after Meggy. "You're bloody out of your MIND!"
* Summer` kicks Meggy in the jaw and winces
Meggy> Web: (Narrowing eyes) She just slapped a STICKER on my head and you're not considering delting her for me?
WeB_ViRuS> Megabyte: I could have her put on trial in System Gamma. Where Matrix and Mouse had THEIR trials.
* Summer` plunks a banana sticker on Meggy's nose
Meggy> Web: No no. We have to simply kill. (Peels of the sticker with a look of disgust)
Meggy> (Silver) Aww. This bites. Hex is hitting on everyone but I can't take advantage of it while I roleplay Meggy. Poop.
* Summer` puts a scratch and sniff sticker on his chin
* Meggy rips it off and slams Summer again into the wall.
* WeB_ViRuS travels over to Summer, evil glint in her eyes, and begins to strangle her, claws mercilessly tearing at her flesh as WeB does so.
* Summer` hacks and dies?
*** Summer` is now known as Winter`
Winter`> I'm dead! Ergo, Winter!
* WeB_ViRuS looks over at Megabyte: "I did this to prove my loyalty to you."
* Winter` haunts Meggy's big snake thing.
Meggy> Ah well. Too bad. (Ignores Winter's existance compleately)
Meggy> Web: Very good.
* Hex` goes back to doing Gun "Be a bunch of party poopers, I have my man"
* Mandark gets scared..the scared he gets when he gets involved in a discussion about God.
* Hex` runs up to Meggy again "Now come on..you know you're the one I want.."
* Winter` oooooooo OOOOoooOOOoo's around the channel
* Meggy gives Web a cookie while wincing at what his sister's doing.
Gunbuster> this rocks
Gunbuster> I walk in and get lap danced.
Meggy> Hex, of all the deranged things I knew you were into I would NEVER have though incest was one of them...
* Hex` licks Gun
Hex`> I'll finish you off in a minute hun
Hex`> Right now I'm trying to do my bro]
Gunbuster> Awww
Gunbuster> damn brother always gets done before me!
* WeB_ViRuS FIREBALLs Hex
WeB_ViRuS> Damnit! Our friendship only goes so FAR!!!
* Hex` latches onto Meggy begging for him to take her to cloud 9 tonite
* Winter` LAUGHS
* Meggy desperately tries to peel Hex off.
* Hex` stays latched
* Hex` pleads desperately
WeB_ViRuS> Hex...didn't I just FIREBALL you?
Meggy> (Silver) Hex is actually as strong as MB. (In teh Play station game she throws him the length of Mainframe)
Meggy> Oooh this is disturbing.
* WeB_ViRuS takes out her claws and does Hexadecimal in Megabyte-style
* WeB_ViRuS infects Hex with the Medusa Bug.
* Hex` kills WeB
Hex`> Stay back bitch
Hex`> Meggy's my man!
*** Winter` is now known as Summer`
Hex`> "You know you're the only one *ahem* big enough..."
Meggy> Hex: O_o How on earth would YOU know?! We've never done THAT before!!! (doesn't remember the Wbcreature taking him over)
* Hex` winks at Meggy "I just know hun"
*** WeB_ViRuS is now known as Death`
Summer`> I hath been avenged!
* Summer` bows before Hex "I am your priestess!"
Hex`> Now, back to business
* Hex` runs over and licks Robin's neck
Meggy> (Silver) So what, Hex used to peek at MB in the shower or something? (Pictures this) AUUGH!
Hex`> I'll deal with you later too.
* Summer` ums
Summer`> That doesn't mean you can molest me!
Meggy> I'm free!
* Meggy tries to leap off.
* Hex` latches back on!
Meggy> Robin: (Sneering) DO enjoy being the vict-ack!
* Meggy takes his sister off and slams HER into the wall.
* Hex` hits the wall and begins to sob
Meggy> Hex: NO. Merging with your family is BAD. It's WRONG, yes? You DO understand, don't you?
* Hex` sobs some more
Meggy> ...
Hex`> "Then I will never have what I want"
Meggy> Hearing her cry is so very odd.
* Summer` butt-kicks Meggy
Hex`> "I LOVE you!"
Meggy> Robin: Wha?!
* Hex` cries some more
Meggy> Hex: No you don't. You hate me! You've tried to kill me a dozen times!
Hex`> That was just flirting!
* Summer` smirks
Summer`> HAH!
* Hex` runs and bites Meggy's metal ass
* Hex` winks, a hunk of metal in her mouth
Hex`> You must work out..
* Summer` trips Meggy
* Meggy comes back to the channel and suddenly notices he's missing a huge chunk of his-
Meggy> AUUGH!
* Hex` smiles at Meggy
Meggy> HEXADECIMAAAAAL! (Imagine the enraged scream here if you will.)
* Summer` stuffs a sock in Meggy's mouth
Summer`> Shut yer cake hole.
* Meggy spits it out.
* Meggy grabs Robin and snarls. "MAKE me."
* Hex` pouts at Meggy
Hex`> I was just having fun
* Meggy 's good mode is gone.
* Summer` YELPS
* Summer` glares at Meggy and kicks her feet
* Summer` screams "INFEEEECTION!!!!!"
Meggy> Robin: er-say WHAT?
* Hex` jumps on Gun again and does him like an animal "Look at this Meggy, jealous?"
Hex`> WeB: This is you.
WeB_ViRuS> ****! Stop playing the roles of sex-craving women!
Gunbuster> lol
* Wrin kicks Hex` in the head
Wrin> Sicko
WeB_ViRuS> Yes Gun! You were actually Lapdanced by ****!
Gunbuster> lol!
* Hex` snickers
Summer`> Meggy: The virus equivilant of rape?
Meggy> Robin: But I never touched their BODIES. Uugh...
Meggy> Hex: Jealous? Hmm well let me think about it- NO!
Hex`> I WANT you Gun
* Hex` beckons Gun
Gunbuster> I know you do hex.
* Gunbuster wanders over to hex's lap
Summer`> Meggy: You're doing it now, metal mouth.
Meggy> Summer: ...what?
* Gunbuster lap dances hex (that's a change!)
* Hex` moans with excitement as Gun turns her on :P
Meggy> Robin: Bashing YOU into the wall does not count.
Summer`> Meggy: I don't know. Aren't you trying to infect me?
Meggy> Robin: Er, no, I'm merly trying to stop you from putting things in my muoth.
Meggy> Hex: Oh please, DISHWASHING SOAP turns you on.
* Hex` snickers at Meggy
Hex`> Actually, I was just pretending he was you Meggy :(
Summer`> Meggy: Damn. And I wanted to be a virus.
Summer`> How fearsome I would be! The Summer Virus!
Summer`> MWAHAHAHAHA!
* Summer` ahems
Summer`> Pardon me.
Meggy> Summer: Well. You DO have the maniacal laugh down...
Meggy> Summer: All right, I'll think about it.
Summer`> Meggy: Third grade. I was the evil ghost in our play about lumberjacks.
Hex`> I want you soo bad Meg bro
* Hex` latches onto Meggy again
Meggy> Hex: NO! NOT YOU!
Hex`> Yes!
Hex`> me
* Hex` kisses all over Meggy's metal hard chest
* Gunbuster lays back and turns the libido off again.
* Hex` winks at Gun from afar
Meggy> Look, isn't satisfying you Bob's job or something? *Mutters about inadequate guaridans*
Hex`> Meggy! I already said..it's you I want..it's you I need
Meggy> ...get a null!
* Summer` gets out her trank gun
Hex`> hehehe
* Hex` gets a vibrating null and hands it to Gun "Help me out hun?"
Death`> ERK!
* Summer` tranks Hex
* Death` sees Nibbles squeel in Hex's grasp
Meggy> O_O
Meggy> FATHER?!
Death`> LOL
*** Death` is now known as WeB_ViRuS
* Hex` grabs MB's father and uses him for wrongful purposes
* Hex` squeals
Meggy> Hex: He's YOUR father too!
Hex`> I KNOW! :)
WeB_ViRuS> Hex is sick! Not only does she want sex from her brother, but she also would use her own father to get sexual pleasure....
WeB_ViRuS> O_o
* Hex` snickers
Hex`> Oh yeah
WeB_ViRuS> C'mon, ****....really....
Meggy> ****: This is like some really warped "ahem" parody fic.
Hex`> Really?
Hex`> I'll have to read that sometime *g*
WeB_ViRuS> Really. :(
Hex`> Well, this is getting lame and boring.
*** Hex` is now known as ****
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