After a month in the Boot Patrol, I began to get the hang of my channel being. I would always side with Megabyte. That meant that I would destroy anything which represented those who opposed him.
*** CPU has joined #ReBoot
CPU> hello
WeB_ViRuS> ACH! A CPU! Blast it out of the sky! *evil laughter*
* Pascal` looks at Web, "At ease..."
Hentai is so evil. Just ask Megabyte and Bob!
Pascal`> Web: Have something else on yer mind, eh? j/k
WeB_ViRuS> As soon as Laze enters the room, the first thing on my mind is Bob/MB
* Disa hmms
Laze> ^^;;;;
WeB_ViRuS> That was the first fic I read of hers...
* Pascal` LOLs
WeB_ViRuS> And will be the only one...
Matrix and Megabyte? What's that, AW?
AWfic> gee perz... You go away and do some HTML and you come back and the channel is talking about gun nuts and evil grinning villains...
I'm very sorry, but I just couldn't bare to edit out any of this! That's another thing about my #ReBoot page... you can be sure to get the info on why something was said...usually. >;)
Here is a perfect example of exactly what happens when I'm exposed to far too much ReBoot, am thinking of The Fun House, and the equivalent of Dot enters the channel.
*** Clearsky ([email protected]) has joined channel #reboot
WeB_ViRuS> CLEAR!!
* Clearsky takes a quick peek in..
TRChick> Skwyyyy
WeB_ViRuS> Welcome! Welcome! How is your president? I have a present for her!
TRChick> Would you like to see my windshield collection? I have many kinds! :D
* Clearsky waves to everyone and wants to see Web's windshield collection :D
WeB_ViRuS> YES!
* WeB_ViRuS goes into her box and brings out a cage
WeB_ViRuS> Would you like to see Bob? He is here too!
* TRChick gets her windshield collection
* WeB_ViRuS rummages through her box "Boooob? Where are you my little friend?"
TRChick> Pika?
TRChick> Here he is!
WeB_ViRuS> Ah there you are! you were hiding in there, weren't you??
WeB_ViRuS> Bad Bob, BAD BOB!
* Clearsky blinks
* WeB_ViRuS holds up the cage to Clearsky "No one believes me, but truly, Bob here used to be a greeeeat Guardian!"
WeB_ViRuS> Hugh.. But those days are gone...
WeB_ViRuS> CUTE little fellow, NO??
* Clearsky grabs Bob's cage and runs away with it :D
WeB_ViRuS> ACK!
* Clearsky steals Bob! %D
WeB_ViRuS> Come back here you little null thief!
* WeB_ViRuS chases after!
* WeB_ViRuS alerts the virals!
* Clearsky giggles and runs around like mad
* Clearsky rips open the cage and sets Bob down on the ground "Go little fellow.. run! be free!"
* Clearsky watches the Bob-null just sit there
* Clearsky pokes the null with a finger and gets zapped *_*
* WeB_ViRuS swoops down from above and scoops up the null!
WeB_ViRuS> Here you are!
Clearsky> Noooooooooooooo!
* WeB_ViRuS snaps her fingers and the cage appears
* Clearsky tickles Web and grabs the Bob-null again
* Clearsky runs away giggling *g*
* WeB_ViRuS growls and flies after her
* WeB_ViRuS FIREBALLs Clearsky! AND the Bob null!
WeB_ViRuS> I'll get you, Clear pretty!
WeB_ViRuS> And your little NULL TOO!
Clearsky> :(
* TRChick grins
* WeB_ViRuS lands next to Clear and the null
WeB_ViRuS grabs the crispy null and
* WeB_ViRuS proceeds to raise it towards her mouth
* WeB_ViRuS shoves it in and crunchies like mad
WeB_ViRuS> Mmmm! Roberty goodness!
Discussing squggling Megabyte...then upsetting him, and how it can effect your physical health.
MG_idly> sai: that's GREAT!
Sai-chan> He's just too ky00t to resist! ^^
Sai-chan> But he is. <:)
MG_idly> siwwy :)
Sai-chan> [Tour Operator] Here we see Sai about to be mauled. Take pictures everyone!
* MG_idly readies her camera
Sai-chan> [Tour Operator] A perfect example of why we should never cross a virus. Take a good loooong look. Note the entrails.
* MG_idly snaps lots of pix
MG_idly> Oooh! Guts!
* MG_idly puts entrail pictures in her photo album
* MG_idly adds little funny speech-ballon stickers
* Sai-chan's remains bark up at MG "Sadist!"
MG_idly> hey, you said I should take pictures... so I figured I'd do it right.
MG_idly> See? Scapbooking can be fun!
But, Renegade, dear, nobody liked the killer in Seven. Megabyte is different.
* AWOL-6 compares Matrix to Brad Pitt's character in Seven... but Pitts character does the not obvious thing.
AWOL-6> :)
AWOL-6> Whenever there's a situation and the good guy is over the bad guy and someone says, "Don't stoop to his level man... You're better than him." EVERYTIME, they don't kill the bad guy, always without fail... except in Seven. That's why I liked Pitt's character so much.
8/15/99 And...Megabyte does NOT laugh like a little schoolgirl.
* Sparf laughs in Megabyte's schoolgirl laugh from Game Over
SilverTig> Schoolgirl..
SilverTig> Uhm...yeah...okay.
CyberLily> i must have missed that part
* SilverTig looks at Sparf and mooooves away.
CyberLily> never has megabyte reminded me of a school girl
SilverTig> Sparf: Wait, what other nick do you use on here? (Puzzled face.)
Sparf> That's when he laughs right before the end credits
Sparf> Hexabyte
SilverTig> Sparf: Yeah but that's more uhm...maniacal laughter than SCHOOL girl laughter.
CyberLily> what kind of school girls do you know, sparf??
Sparf> He's truly tickled at Enzo's Nullification.
WeB_ViRuS> I loved that moment. Meggy just looked so HAPPY!
WeB_ViRuS> I've never seen him so overjoyed!
SilverTig> Sparf: As I undestand it school girl laughter goes "Tee hee hee!" Whilst MB's was moer of..."Heh heh heh...heh heh...HAHAHAHA!"
* WeB_ViRuS is happy if Meggy's happy
CyberLily> what about when he launched Bob?
Sparf> okay
Sparf> I submit
Sparf> Poor choice of words
WeB_ViRuS> Cyber: Oh, his eyes just glowed with happiness
Sparf> I expected him to snort like Urkel during that laugh, though.
SilverTig> Hmm...I have to go with Lily there.
WeB_ViRuS> CyberLily: He just grated his teeth, smiled evilly and pushed de button!
WeB_ViRuS> Weeee!
CyberLily> not weeee for bob though
Sparf> Srrrow zeee Zvitch,
* SilverTig backs away from Sparf again.
Sparf> Zroooooow Zeee Zvitch, und Ready Veapon HEX---a-decimal Forrrr Battle!
CyberLily> ok...wanna know, like, my fav line from reboot (well, one anyway)
CyberLily> it is one of those master of the obvious things
CyberLily> it's in the medusa bug when bob flies in and whacks hex in the back and she says "Funny, I sense a presence"
CyberLily> don't know why, but i love that part
SilverTig> That WAS good. :)
SilverTig> Or that other line where Scuzzy knocks -"Come in." I loved that.
CyberLily> it's like, what excellent perception skills there, huh
CyberLily> that's good too, silv
Sparf> I like when she's going on about how she's gotta stop it, then just snaps her fingers.
CyberLily> hex is just cool
Sparf> Really
CyberLily> really
SilverTig> Or MB "I've always wanted to do that."
CyberLily> ya
Sparf> She is standing guard over my monitor with my own hotglue and black paint repaint of her in her new outfit.
Sparf> Old and new hex, side by side.
* Sparf is reading Claire and Hanako's Misting of Crystal Matrix
* Sparf is laughing like Megabyte in Game Over
WeB_ViRuS> Sparf: I got all three Meggy's guarding my iMaccyness I named after him...
CyberLily> like a school girl sparf?? :)
* WeB_ViRuS just bought a VERY expensive vaccume and named it Hex since it looks like Seasong Three Hex....
SilverTig> Web: What?
SilverTig> Web: How the HECK could a vacume possibly look like S3 Hex? O_o
Sparf> I can guess what you use the vacuum for.
Sparf> Especially if it looks like S3Hex
SilverTig> Sparf: Vacuming. (Web's a girl. ^_^)
SilverTig> And as far as I know she's not attractd to Hex. (MB yes. But he's...Megabyte. Mmm...)
WeB_ViRuS> Silver Tiger: Trust me on this one! It's a very artistically shaped vaccume...
CyberLily> hehe
SilverTig> Web, your comments aren't helping. ^_^
> Silver: *G*
WeB_ViRuS> Silver: I also have a humidifier that looks EXACTLY like Scuzzy and on that one...I ain't kiddin'.
CyberLily> come to think of it, i have a humiditier that looks that way too
Sparf> Okay okay, I'm sorry. The endorphin rush is ending now.
SilverTig> Raptors remind me of Megabyte now.
Sparf> The Imac Mice look like Scuzzy, and the console looks like the net code extratcion machine from the last arc
#Evil_Bob
Sparf> I am tired of Bob's eyes being warm and gentle. I want them to be Vengeful and full of Hatred.
Sparf> Or loopy and full of vodka
Keyo> ?
* Keyo O_os at Sparf-smurf
WeBSKeTCH> Sparf: I...could actually draw him like that
* WeBSKeTCH grins sinisterly at the very thought
SilverTig> Sparf: Or how about malicious and filled with gleeful evil? Evil Bob!
#Bad_Bob
*SilverTig* Yep. :D
*SilverTig* Draw evil Bob!
*SilverTig* Draw him with a big gun and smiling evily and all infected and stuff...
*SilverTig* Yeah. MB infected him and now he's evil. Whee!
*WeB_ViRuS* Really? I'm no proffesional with drawing humanoids...
*WeB_ViRuS* It was just a delicious thought really. :)
*WeB_ViRuS* But it *does* intrigue me...
*SilverTig* Mmm...yummy. Evil infected Bob. Sort of psycho. Uses his one liners for evil!
*WeB_ViRuS* LOL!
*SilverTig* Dot: Bob, you've really just CHANGED!
*SilverTig* Bob: (Rolling his eyes) Really? Did you notice that before or AFTER I was infected?
*WeB_ViRuS* Try to bring squishy goodness into MY life!? I don't THINK SO!
*WeB_ViRuS* I actually pictured Bob as just...evil. Not as a viral... :)
*SilverTig* UHm..but it's better if he's viral 'caise then he's on MB's side. :D
*WeB_ViRuS* I still think he'd make a better independant. :) It's all part of his....evil, dark, twisted and sinister character. *G*
*SilverTig* Okay...he's evil at first...and THEN teams up with MB!
*WeB_ViRuS* Hehe. You're troubled. ;D
*SilverTig* Or wait...
*SilverTig* has idea..
*SilverTig* Bob actually starts up his own criminal underworld...
*SilverTig* Kinda like a biker gang...or something like that.
*WeB_ViRuS* WeB giggles lightly ^_^
*SilverTig* He challenges MB for control of the criminal elements of Mainframe!
*WeB_ViRuS* It was good in "Bad Bob"! Now we want more! ;D
*WeB_ViRuS* Those two facing off for evil? What a RIOT!
*SilverTig* Who'd Dot side with? :)
*SilverTig* Keep in mind Evil Bob would hit on her.
*WeB_ViRuS* I don't think she'd like that... Evil Bob...would be far more persistent that Bob himself. Heaven forbid the two should even GRIN at each other.
*SilverTig* O_o
*SilverTig* Hmm...
*WeB_ViRuS* What? It's true. BS'n'P Remember?
*SilverTig* Uh-wha?
*SilverTig* Oh yeah.
*SilverTig* Yet, Dot DOES hate Megabyte.
*WeB_ViRuS* But her hate for him wouldn't push her into Bob's arms. She keeps her emotions far more focused than that...
*SilverTig* But I have a feeling a Bob that hit on her would sort of rile her the way she was riled in "The Tiff"
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