Letters! We Get Letters!
Naia's Fictional Fan Mail Service
Status: (Vast -_-; ) Backlog Cleared, Fanmail Open
The Rules:
- This is not a contest to make your favourite character have
more letters than the others! I don't mind follow-up fan mail within
reason, but if I suspect someone's just trying to give their favourite
character the most letters, I will discard all their future letters unread.
- I am not your teacher, and it is not my job to correct spelling
and grammar. Any mistakes you make will be left in for the world
to see, and may be subject to jokes if it's in character to do so.
- Get the characters' names right! If you were writing a real
fan letter, it would be terribly rude to misspell the celebrity's name
or call them by any nickname or alternative name. You will show these
fictional "celebrities" no less respect.
- Keep letters as clean as possible. I'm not that easily offended
myself, but some readers may be, and we should try to respect that.
- I reserve the right to answer letters selectively, as well as
to edit for length, content, and/or excessive stupidity of questions.
- It is encouraged to mail characters who haven't any (or much) mail
yet, so if you (or someone you know) enjoys those characters, do write
in!
- It is also highly encouraged to mail my fancharas-- it gets on my
good side ^_^ .
Mailable Characters:
Robotech:
I think of and treat RT as a totally separate entity
from all the original anime it's made from, due to the number and degree
of character and storyline changes. I'll expect all letter writers
to do the same.
- Max Sterling
- Miriya Parino Sterling
- Khyron Kravshera
- Azonia
- Naia Zifu (fic character/author avatar version) and family (probably
best written together) (my fanchara)
- Magdomilla Rau (my fanchara)
- Agyei and Nyankomago Afrifa (probably best written together) (my
fancharas)
- Tracey Reilly (my fanchara)
- Yusenya Kuwai (my fanchara)
Gargoyles:
- Brooklyn
- Lexington
- Demona
- David Xanatos
- Fox
- Owen Burnett/Puck
Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon:
- Ten'ou Haruka
- Kaiou Michiru
- Any or all Three Lights (either
grown or chibi, not both in the same letter)
- Mizuno Ami
- Princess Kakyuu
- Kobayashi Urano (my fanchara)
- Unabara Nami (my fanchara)
- Any or all Protostars (Queen's Senshi) (my fancharas)
The Pretender:
- Jarod
- Miss Parker
- Sydney
- Broots
- Angelo
Heroes:
Fannish mail only, nothing asking for theories or
information. (Or if so, just remember I do a lot of creative BSing
^_^ .) And yeah, the selection of charas isn't big, but these are
my faves, so that's whom I pay my attention to :-P .
- Hiro Nakamura
- Peter Petrelli
- Mohinder Suresh
Forever Knight:
- Nick Knight
- Natalie Lambert
- Lucien Lacroix
- Javier Vachon
- Urs
- Screed (if you don't mind a Vaq's poor attempts at Screedspeak)
Cybersix:
- Cybersix
- Data 7 (here for my own amusement, but come on, you know you wanna
give it a go!)
- Jose
Bakuretsu Tenshi
Ouran High School Host Club:
I know, opening myself up to all kinds of scariness
with this! But traffic is traffic, so we'll see. . .
- Fujioka Haruhi
- Suou Tamaki
- Ootori Kyoya
- Those scary-scary Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru
- Honey and Mori (together as usual)
All character lists are subject to change (additions or deletions)
at any time without notice.
Ready? Now Send It!
Before sending your fan mail, you may want to proofread
it for spelling/grammar errors, possible offensive content, excessive stupid
questions, or anything else that might cause Naia displeasure. The
more pleasant the mail is, the more pleasant the response may be!
To avoid confusion, clearly label your e-mail subject
as fanmail, with the name of the character. Virtual fan gifts are best
sent as a link rather than an attachment; suspicious attachments won't be
opened and mail may be deleted unread.
Send all fan mail to: [email protected]
I take no responsibility for lost, late, misplaced,
or misdirected mail. If your mail doesn't appear in the next update,
you may re-send it once more in case it was lost. Annoying
Naia by sending the same mail many times will cause all your future fan mail
to be deleted unread.
Disclaimers:
These characters are all fictional. Opinions
expressed in the fan mail are my own, though I try to present them as the
characters might if they were real. Fan mail is for entertainment
purposes only; not to be taken seriously!
All series characters are owned by their respective
copyright holders and are used without permission. I make no claim
to those characters and, as always, I'm not trying to make money off other
people's ideas.
All fanfic characters are owned by me. I can't
make money from them in fics, either, but I reserve all rights to them, and
keep the option open of using them (or the essence thereof) for possible
future profit.
Fan mail replies fall under the category of fanfic,
and are subject to the same rules in respect to copyright and use as any
other fics I write. You may link to your own personal reply, but
any other use must be cleared with me first.
The concept of fictional fan mail is not mine; I started
to do this because the other fanmail pages I knew either ceased to exist
or ceased updating. (I think a few others have sprung up since, though.
. . wish they'd send some of their traffic over here. . .) To whomever
originated the idea (and can prove it!), if this page offends you and you
ask me to stop, I'll remove it.