Michiru's Flaws

    *head down*  Haruka-sama, gomen ne. . .

    For what?

    *grudgingly hands her the fanmail*  Please don't hate me!

    O-kay, I'll. . . try. . .  *opens mail with a strange look*

Hi, Haruka!  Even though you're not one of my favorites, I still like you!

    Translation: "My favourite wasn't listed, but nobody's written you yet, so here's pity mail!"

I have some questions for you.
1) What are Michiru's faults?  I might like her better as a character if I knew what they were; perfect characters annoy me.

    *horrified look*  I can't talk about that!  You'll get me in trouble!

    I can!  Michiru's way too girly!  Put her in a nice pair of jeans, scrub her face. . . gotta do something different with that hair, that's for sure. . .

    *sweatdrops*  Anou. . .
 

    Oh, and did you notice she seemed to stalk Haruka-sama, even before she knew she was a Senshi?  How scary is that?

    You're not helping. . .

    Then what would you say her faults are?

    *looks around cautiously to make sure Michiru's not lurking*  *closes and locks the door, and speaks only in a whisper so Michiru can't hear if she eavesdrops*  All right, if you must know, I. . . guess she can be a little controlling, and a bit stubborn sometimes, but I can't fault her for that; I know I'm the same way.  And sometimes she's a little soft in her duty, like it's fine to sacrifice a few innocent lives to save the world as long as it's no-one she cares about, but for someone she loves, let the whole world be damned!

    *dreamy sigh*  That's so romantic!  I want someone to do that for me someday!

    *raises eyebrow*  Are you sure you're really T'sentrati?

2) What's the deal with the sweatdrop thing in anime?

    It can mean different things, like embarrassment or exasperation, for example.  You should be able to tell how it's meant by the context.  We anime people have a wider range of expressions than you guys out there.  I'm sure you'll get used to it eventually.

3) What do you think of a Seiya and Hotaru romance?

    You want my approval to pair an immature, arrogant, gender-changing, mullet-haired alien idol with my surrogate daughter?  *twitches*  Try taking another look at that question. . . and then give me one good reason why I shouldn't beat you for even suggesting it!

How about Taiki and Chibi-Usa?

    *twitches more*  Got a big advocate of pedophilia here, don't we?  Let me spell it out for you; you touch one hair on either girl's head, and you'll have to answer to me!  Clear enough?

Goodbye, Haruka!  Keep on World Shaking!

    Zifu-san, where are you finding these guys?

    Gomen, this fanmailer's been rough on everyone.  I'll make sure this is her last, at least for quite a while.  I only let this one through so I could come visit you!  *giant heart eyes*  You're my idol!

    *sweatdrops*  Well, I hope you'll have more fanmail for me soon, and no more of this lowbrow, okay?

    Can't promise.  *openly drooling now*  You're so beautiful, did you know that?  I just love your hair!  *reaches out to touch it*

    GAH!  *backing away*  Quick, roll the credits!

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