Some Kinky Stuff Going On!


Naia     More ancient mail!  Let's hurry up and get through the backlog, ne?

Seiya     If we do, will we actually get some new mail for a change?

Naia     Yup!  There actually is one!  And maybe if people see the fanmail is updated and junk, they might send more!

Yaten     Unless your site is still too obscure to get any traffic -_- . . .

Seiya     Or people have forgotten we exist. . .

Taiki     What is it with you two, today?  I thought I was the resident pessimist!

Hiyas, Three Lights! Okidokie... Where do I begin... Hmmm.. Ah! Oki. I'll begin by praising!

Seiya     Always a good place to start.

First of all, Taiki! Taiki, you have to be my favorite! No offense, Seiya, Yaten, ... but Taiki is cooler. I love his eyes...they are soo irresistible! Or she, whichever. I'm going by your anime version.

Taiki     The anime does make that issue confusing.

Naia     You're telling me!  I started off using "he" for the boy bodies and "she" for the girl bodies, myself.  That worked great for a while, until I started my Taiki shrine, at which point the constantly changing pronouns caused my head to explode @_@ !  So I figured, since their natural forms are female, anyway, I may as well default to "she", and that stuck.  Now, other than the occasional complaint from heterosexual fangirls who won't know what to do with themselves if the Lights are referred to as female, it's working out great!

Taiki     You'll have to excuse her-- she hasn't been sleeping much lately ^_^' .  Anyway, I'm grateful for all my fans, and appreciate the compliment on my eyes :-) .

Yaten is next! Yaten is just adorible! Is he not?

Seiya     Nope!

Yaten     *thwack*

Seiya     What?  I was asked a question, I answered, what's the crime?

Yaten     Try, "being obnoxious" :-P .

Though despite being short (which adds onto cuteness) he is tough.

Yaten     Growing up in the environment I did, you had to be!

Seiya     You mean short, or tough?

Yaten     *thwack*

Seiya     Cut it out, man!  My part's coming up!

And lastly Seiya! Seiya is just...well... hot. Yes, hot. Sizzling. I cannot see why Usagi did not chase after him... but she had Mamouru.

Seiya     Oh yeah, I'm hot!  No need to be so embarrassed to say it, I am one fine-looking specimen of manhood!  Er, womanhood. . . alienhood. . .  Hey, I'm something!
About Odango's boyfriend, at the time I just thought he wasn't contacting her 'cause he was a jerk.  Had I known he was actually dead at the time, I might've backed off for a while and let her mourn.

Taiki     Or you might've taken advantage of the opportunity and become her shoulder to cry on, all the while hoping the tragedy would bring you together and a relationship would blossom.

Seiya     What a horrible accusation!  And delivered in a run-on sentence, on top of that!  Taiki, I'm surprised at you!

Taiki     -_-;;; . . .  So, who died and made you the grammar police?

Seiya     Mamoru-san, apparently.

So, which brings me to yet another point! I think Seiya looks just adorible with Yaten!

Seiya     Doing what?

Yaten     Not "that", that's for sure!

Taiki, I think you should either be with Ami, Minako, or Kakyuu. But hey, this is just what I think.

Taiki     We are, indeed, all entitled to our opinions.

Yaten     And we all know which part of that one Taiki agrees with!

I do believe Yaten will want to murder me when she reads this...or he.

Yaten     I could care less which, but Gods, just pick one!

Seiya does look good with Kakyuu too!


Seiya     From your lips to the Gods' ears, kiddo!

Yaten... with Kakyuu or maybe out of all outer and inner senshi..Saturn... I'll stick to Seiya and Yaten... just too cute!

Yaten     Indecisive little thing, aren't you?  And why are you trying to get us into a foursome with our princess?  You seem awfully kinky!

Taiki     People in glass houses, Yaten. . .

I think I had something else. Ah yes! I do alot of roleplaying withyou three as my main characters. The plot is very... weird.

Seiya     Can't be much worse than what Zifu-san used to do to us in chats!  Er, could it?

I'll explain a little. It starts out with Taiki, since my Taiki hapens to be the oldest. He was created by scientists and has the elemental value of lightening and wind. Taiki is the smartest being ever to exist and built a 600 story building in one day......not to mention the extra 200 as a basement, given a total of 800 stories.

Taiki     Ask a silly question, ne, Seiya?  Though I am at least somewhat intrigued by those seemingly godlike powers. . .

Seiya     Well, she did say you were her favourite!

Next is Seiya. He was born into an appearing normal family. His parents are both demons. If any of yuo have ever seen InuYasha then you know what I'm talking about. Seiya something gets wolf ears, being a wolf demon. His elements are fire and earth. He is very sensitive to cold stuff and can die from being out in the snow too long ...even with protection. it makes him ill. Luckily Taiki is a great scientist, and can help him overcome it.

Seiya     Surprisingly, that is a little less strange and a lot less creepy than what used to happen to me in Zifu-san's chats.

Last is Yaten. He's the youngest. His dad is very abusivem though not right away. His dad is Seymour, from FFX...except he's a demon, Yaten's mom was a goddess. Yaten is half angel/ half demon. His elements are water and ice. He like to fight alot and bickers with Seiya nonstop. when his dad begins being abusive, however. Seiya is always there for him, as is Taiki, but something between Seiya and Yaten grow.....*sigh*

Yaten     Somehow I feel gypped-- must I get the raw deal in every RP ever played?

Seiya     Yes.  Yes, you do.

Yaten     *pouts*

OKay, I'm done now, this letter is getting WAAAAAAAY too long. Seiya, stay cool.

Seiya     But I thought you said I was hot?

Yaten, smack him if him taunts you.

Yaten     *thwack*

Seiya     OW!  Quit it!

Taiki, stay cute! Ja!

Taiki     Now, that's a word not generally associated with me. . .

Yaten     Don't get used to it.  I'm still the cute one ^_^v !

Sharla Myo


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