The. Weirdest. Fanmail. EVER!


Naia     Er, not quite sure what to say about this one. . . except maybe. . . try not to think about it too much, or your heads might pop off. . .  *hands mail over with a strange look*

Seiya     Why?  What's wrong with it?

*Gets blasted into a wall by a fire ball,Slides down the wall*Ow...Minisun take an easy on me please!Oh,Hi I'm Sailor Minicat!
 
Minisun>*Appears*Not a chance!Hi I'm Sailor Minisun.
 
*Wearing a Glittery Pink Sailor Fuku unlike Minisun who is wearing a Glittery Gold one*Cat Star Meteor...Shower!*Throws Silver Blasts at Minisun*
 
Minisun>Ack!*Trys to deoge but can't*
 
*Runs behind Yaten*Save me!
 
Minisun>Cat no baka!
 
I heard that!*Steps out*
 
Minisun>Bring it on!
 
I can't...*Points to Yaten,Seiya and Taiki*Your really lucky your Rei's daughter!
 
Minisun>Oh please!You Usagi's long,lost daughter for crying out loud!!*Points to Cat's Daimond Odangos*
 
HEY LEAVE MY HAIRSTYLE OUT OF THIS!!!
 
Minisun>You need Blonde hair not Black!
 
Let's settle this later...
 
Minisun>DETRANSFORM!*Detransforms into Marlena*
 
Cat Love Blast!*Blasts Marlena with Pink Energy sending flying out the door*Yes!Oh...*Notices the Lights*Gomen...I better detransform.Cat Power Reverse!*Tiara glows,Ribbons go in my tiara then it disappears*


Seiya Yaten Taiki     o_O !  O_o !!  O_O !!!

Hi I'm Kristie in this form!I'm a Fanfic writer too but I leave everything the way it is!

Seiya     Oh, good, I thought for a moment all that other stuff was the real letter!

Yaten     Guess we'll see as we go on, just how truthful this one is in her claim to keep everything the same. . .

Taiki     Benefit of the doubt, Yaten.  Remember?

But...I do have some love Suggestions.I say Ami/Amy with Taiki.Minako/Mina with Yaten and Seiya with My own Senshi...Sailor Cloud!lol Joking I have Seiya with Usagi/Serena.*Nods*

Seiya     Don't you just hate when people feel the need to "slash" all the names?  It's like they think it's all interchangeable.

My fav out of you...It's a tie between all!My fic I'm currently writing is called "Learn to love a little" this is a fic about Ami,Taiki,Yaten,and Minako.My one for Seiya and Usagi is "New Feelings Relized".*Crosses arms*Hey gimme a break!

Yaten     It's like she knows what we're gonna say before we've said it. . .

Taiki     Or she's just been reading other fanmails and knows how you get -_-;;; .

Of course...I have my new senshi in it.*Hears Minidog and Miniearth fighting*Not again!

Yaten     Do we dare to ask why everyone is "Mini", or are we afraid of the answer?

Okay...Here's some things I made up in my fanfic.1.Seiya and Yaten(This is diffrent story) have a daughter and son.The girl is:Allie.The boy:Seizen.I know stupid name.

Seiya     So I guess he's a tidy little fellow?

Yaten     So how come everyone keeps trying to get us together, anyway?

Seiya     Been hanging around Patti too much?  *cheesy grin*

Yaten     I hope she stumbles upon this and kicks your ass ^_^ .

Oh I have some questions too!Umm...I think about 10.
1.Do you prefer to be a Male or Female?


Taiki     What is gender, anyway?  Does putting on the body of a male transform that which is inside us, or is it merely cosmetic?

Seiya     -_-;  You can't just say you don't know, can you, Taiki?

Taiki     Now where would be the fun in that?

2.Would you like me to change the couples?

Yaten     Yeah, but after so much time, do our opinions on this even matter?

3.I would like to have your permission,Can I put Chibi Chibi as Kakyuu's lost daughter?

Yaten     Why would you need our permission for that?  Shouldn't you be asking them?

4.Can Yaten be with Luna(Human) Form?It'll only be for one story please let me!*Puppy dog eyes*

Yaten     Ooh!  Ooh!  I know!  Why don't you write a story about Luna and me, where I'm a cat, instead!  And we can have kittens!  *scoff*  The ideas some of these fic writers come up with. . .

5.Do all of you want a Guardian?

Yaten     I dunno, do we look like we need much protection?

6.Can Mamoru be with Molly/Sailor Eath?Cause they are both "Earthlings".

Yaten     Isn't he supposed to be the Senshi of Earth?  Who's this "Molly" chick?  And if being from the same planet is all it takes to form a relationship. . . no, too crass. . . even I'm not gonna say that one!

7.Ask Naia or the Webmisstress if she wants any of her Senshi(I might say Scouts) in my storys?

Naia     Yet another reason I should've gotten to this earlier -_-;;; . . .  I guess it's too late to say, "Let's not."  Hopefully this person wouldn't borrow without permission, but you never know.  Might have to check up on that.

8.Can I have Naia's or the Webmistress's(I don't know her name)permission to use some of her carhacters?

Naia     I see the Naia-chara vs. Naia-alias thing is still confusing people after so many years ^_^' .

9.Wht would you suggest about my Stories?

Taiki     If the beginning of this mail is any indication, the format could certainly use work.  Plays are written in script format, whereas stories are generally written in prose.  Spell-checking and proofreading are also essential to any piece of good writing.

10.(I know this is a Stupid Question)Would you like to know who my Scouts are?

Seiya     Sure!  Do they have any cookies?  I'll take two boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Macaroons!

Well,That's all bye!*Waves*

Yaten     *smug look*  Can I call 'em, or can I call 'em?

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