Studs in black leather,
Where does one begin?
Is it all done with mirrors?
Is it glued to the skin?
Clearly it's poured on,
It must shrink to size,
But no means of removal
Appear to my eyes. 

Studs and leather
Studs and leather
Shrink-to-fit leather OoooOOOOooooOOOoh! 

What goes on must come off,
There's no doubt in my mind,
The challenge is merely
A fastener to find.
Does it take special training?
Some knowledge arcane?
It's plainly the work of
A sick, twisted brain! 

Studs and leather
Studs and leather
Shrink-to-fit leather OoooOOOOooooOOOoh! 

(sounds of crowbars at use, then sawing, an electric drill, a table-saw, a pneumatic drill, a machine gun, a bomb going off) 

Well the crowbar was futile,
And the hacksaw no use.
Why would anyone wear this?
There can be no excuse.
It's exhausted my patience
I've not more at hand.
Why you must wear black leather
I just don't understand. 

Studs and leather
Studs and leather
Shrink-to-fit leather OoooOOOOooooOOOoh! 

Studs and leather
Studs and leather
Shrink-to-fit leather OoooOOOOooooOOOoh! 

AAAAGH!