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Author's Notes: Here it is, the second act. Some light out
of characterness (OOC), as before, and this time, there are a bit more music
numbers in here. Thanks for reading the previous act, and check to see
which ending I did! Dedications: This fanfic is dedicated to the following teachers
who were present to chaperone (names have been changed to protect the
innocent): Mr. Hopsh*t, Ms. Fish, and Mr. db-Z and the rest. You know
who you are! Little Dojo of
Horrors (Act 2) (Scene: Goku and Chi-Chi are again answering phones that are
ringing off the hook. In the back, we see Cell standing still instead
of Cell Jr.) Goku and Chi-Chi: Call back in the morning! The
dojo's closed for today! Master Roshi: I can't believe that we're getting more
customers than ever before! I think it's time I go home, why don't you
two wrap up some more of those calls and then come on home. And Goku,
don't work too hard, I need my partner in business to be ready in the morning!
*leaves* Chi-Chi: Wow, Goku. I can't believe that you went
from cleaning the floors to owning half of this place! Goku: Oh, Chi-Chi, it's nothing big. Hey! I
went and got some new clothes without you. I hope you don't mind. Chi-Chi: Goku, it's okay. Why don't you show them to
me? Goku: Alright! *goes into another room to change* *yelling*
I hope you like this new look that I'm going for! *steps out wearing Saiyan
armor* (Chi-Chi breaks out crying and runs out of the dojo. 18,
Bulma, and Videl are seen at the corner of the alley.) Goku: *throws on a coat and runs after her* No, wait!
Chi-Chi, come back! I'll return them, no, I'll burn these clothes! Chi-Chi: *sniffling* I'm sorry. I didn't mean to
react like that. Goku: No, I'm sorry for upsetting you. You must be
heart-broken over Vegeta. Chi-Chi: Ever since his mysterious disappearance, I've
never been so relieved! But, I just feel guilty. I mean, I
thought of some really bad stuff that should happen to him, and if any of it
is what happened to him, I can't help but feel this way. Goku: I want you to stop worrying about that creep!
He was nothing but a royal pain in the ass anyway. I want you to be
happy, now that I'm here. *hugs Chi-Chi* *singing* Go~od ol' Goku, is here
right beside you. You don't have to worry, no need to fret! I'll
be your friend. 18, Bulma, Videl: *singing softly* Go~od ol' Goku! Chi-Chi: *singing* Go~od ol' Goku, is right here to
comfort. He can can listen and does understand! He sure is my
friend. 18, Bulma, Videl: *singing softly* Good ol' Goku! Goku and Chi-Chi: *singing* Go~od ol' Goku! We're
right here together. Go~od ol' Goku! Let's hope it's
forever! With sweet understanding, Goku's (your/my) man. *both of them
kiss* Chi-Chi: *blushing* I guess I'll see you in the
morning. Goodnight. *leaves down the alley* Oh, hey girls. *waves
good-bye to 18, Bulma and Videl* Goku: *sighs* I can't believe that everything's going my
way! (Master Roshi comes out from the alley.) Roshi: *points at Goku* You! I had my doubts before,
but now... I should have known! Come with me. (Goku nervously follows Master Roshi into the dojo.) Goku: What seems to be the problem? Roshi: This! (Master Roshi points to charred patches on the floor that lead up
to Cell.) Roshi: Little black marks. They appeared around the
same time that chiropractor fellow disappeared! But I dismissed them at
first. But now, I see you with his girlfriend! Goku: I was only consoling her! (Master Roshi runs to a nearby garbage bin. He pulls out
some parts of Vegeta's armor.) Roshi: Well, it sure doesn't explain what these are doing
here! You're coming with me to the police station. Goku: But-but- Roshi: No buts! We have to report this. Goku, I
thought that you were above this kind of behaviour. So, c'mon, you're
coming with me. Cell: *softly to Goku* He's onto your crime. I'm sure
you know what to do. Goku: Wait! Master Roshi, before we go, I have to
give you the bank deposit money. Roshi: You haven't dropped it off yet? Fine, let's
get it now and we'll drop it off while we're on our way to the police.
Where did you put it? Goku: Inside of the Chi-Chi 2. I thought it would be
safe there. Roshi: *circles Cell* Where do I find it? Goku: All you have to do is punch through the chest and
you'll find it in there. Master Roshi: You know how tough it is for me to get in
there! Now I have to use power up. *gets all big and muscular* *charges
up his fist and punches through* Cell: *begins to absorb Master Roshi* *singing* I think
it's suppertime! *finishes absorbing Roshi* (Scene: Goku is in the dojo, and it seems to be the end of the
day. Cell is large and inflated, like when he tried to self-destruct.) Bulma: *leading Tien to Goku* Right this way, sir!
Here he is, in the flesh, the great Goku! Tien: I represent Freaks Unlimited. We'd like to
showcase your plant for all to see! *hands Goku and contract* All you have to
do is sign right on the line there, and you get a ten thousand dollars worth
of royalties! Goku: Thanks sir, I'll consider it. 18: *leading Krillin to Goku* You should consider yourself
lucky that you're able to get into Mr. Son's busy schedule! Krillin: Thank you ma'am. *holds up a contract to Goku*
Now, Mr. Son, we're sending in the photographers tomorrow. I'd like it
if you'd have your picture taken on the cover of "The Other
Dimension" magazine! Goku: I'm not really that photogenic. Videl: *leading Yajirobe to Goku* Make way everyone!
I'm sure Mr. Son would like to see this gentleman about starring in his very
own tv show! Yajirobe: *shoves a contract in Goku's face* We'd like to
give you your very own television show! Every week, you can broad cast
to the masses your greatest martial arts techniques! We can get you a
six figure salary for just one season! Goku: Six figures? A hundred thousand dollars?! Yajirobe: Maybe even more! (The businessmen start swarming in on Goku.) Goku: Thank you all for the offers, but I have no
comment! I'll see you all tomorrow! *pushes the business people out the
door* Phew! It's just like the Chi-Chi 2 predicted. I'm getting
more than I ever wanted! 18, Bulma, Videl: *singing softly in the background* They
say the meek shall inherit. You know the book doesn't lie. It's not
a question of merit. It's not demand and supply. They say the
meek gonna get it. "And you're a meek little guy." You
know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to 'em, by and by... 18, Bulma, Videl: You know the meek are gonna get what's comin'
to them. You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to them.
You know the meek are gonna get what's comin' to them... By-and-b~y! Piccolo: *enters the dojo* Hello? Oh!
Goku! I'm here to represent All Things Green Inc. I'm here to
give you an offer of a lifetime! Goku: I'm sorry, I don't think I can take any more business
deals. Piccolo: Just hear me out. We'd like to take sample
of the Chi-Chi 2 here, grow them, and then send them out all over the
world! Soon, every home will have their very own, personal training
partner! Goku: *to himself* That was his plan all along. *out loud*
I'm sorry, but you'll have to come back tomorrow. Piccolo: Alright! Tomorrow, after your magazine cover
shot, we'll take the samples we need. *leaves* Chi-Chi: *enters the dojo* Goku? You're here! I
just heard about the offer for "The Other Dimension"
magazine. I'm sure all that stress must be getting to you. When
did Master Roshi say he was going to return from his visit with his sister? Goku: I don't know, the note said he'd be at a little
island in the South Pacific. So it might take a while. Can I ask
you a question? Chi-Chi: Sure, ask me anything. Goku: If I didn't have, you know, my little claim to fame,
would you still love me? Chi-Chi: Goku, I've loved even before you became rich and
famous. Goku: *kisses Chi-Chi* Great! Tomorrow, after the
photographers leave, I'll destroy the Chi-Chi 2. We'll get away from
here, and live in that little house in the woods, just like you always wanted.
Now, I want you to go home. Chi-Chi: Destroy the Chi-Chi 2?! Goku, what do you
mean? I... Okay. *runs out the dojo* Goku: You! That was your plan all along! You
gave me all this fame just so you could spread yourself and take over the
world! Cell: No shimatta, Sherlock! Goku: Well, no more! After tomorrow, you'll be gone,
for good! See, I don't need you anymore, now that I have Chi-Chi. Cell: *dejectedly* Well, I guess since I'm going to die
soon, will you grant me one last request? Goku: Okay. Cell: I'm entitled to a last meal. I haven't eaten
since Roshi! Goku: Fine. I'll go down to the corner deli and get
you some sliced meatloaf. I hope that tides you over. (As Goku leaves the dojo, Cell smiles evilly.) (Scene: Chi-Chi is wandering in the alley outside the
dojo.) Chi-Chi: I can't seem to get to sleep. There's these
voices in my head, telling me go to Goku, talk to Goku. What's
going on? *enters the dojo* Cell: Hello there. It's not Goku calling you, it's
me. How about getting me some food? Chi-Chi: You can talk! What kind of food? *goes
closer to Cell* Cell: Of course I can talk! Come a little closer, and
I'll tell you what I want. Chi-Chi: O...kay. *moves closer* Cell: *grabs Chi-Chi* Now it's suppertime! *begins to absorb
Chi-Chi* Now, here is the play ending (A.K.A. the sad ending): (Chi-Chi struggles and screams to get out of Cell's grasp.
Goku comes in the nick of time, and he struggles to pull Chi-Chi out of
Cell. He succeeds in doing so. Chi-Chi is lying limp in his
arms.) Goku: Chi-Chi, please talk to me! I'm sorry that this
had to happen to you! Chi-Chi: *weakly* Goku? Don't worry, I'm fine.
Except... Goku: Except for what? Chi-Chi: Except, I'm now dying. Please, I'll try to
keep up some my strength for you to feed to- Goku: I can't do that! Chi-Chi: But you must! If you feed me to that thing,
I'll be a part of it. That way I'll be a part of something you love,
and you still continue loving me. I'll die happy knowing that I'm still
with you. Goku: *softly* Okay. *lifts Chi-Chi and brings her to Cell*
Good-bye Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi: Good-bye Goku. *is absorbed by Cell* Cell: Don't worry about her. She's a part of me now. Goku: *angrily* You made me lose the one thing I
loved! I was willing to do anything for her, even get more victims for
you! But now, there's no point. *powers up into Super Saiyan* FOR
CHI-CHI! *runs at Cell* (Cell easily absorbs Goku. After a few moments of what
looks like an internal struggle inside of Cell, he burps out a piece of
Goku's gi.) (Scene: It's morning in the dojo. All seems to be in place,
except in front of Cell, there are four eggs. Piccolo, 18, Bulma, and
Videl enter the dojo.) Piccolo: Son? We're here to pick up the samples!
*looks around and sees the eggs* Those must be the samples. Girls,
collect those. *points to eggs* If you make it snappy, you'll get a big cut
of the profits. 18, Bulma, Videl: *hurry to pick up the eggs* *stand side
by side* *hold out the eggs* True to the events that you've seen, the eggs
were sold and hatched all over Chikyuu. Soon, all the little Chi-Chi 2s
grew up and began what they came here to do... to absorb the world whole! (The eggs hatch open and reveal Cell Jr.'s bearing some
resemblances to the absorbed characters.) Cell Jr.'s: *singing* They may offer you fortune and fame,
love and zenni and instant acclaim. But whatever they offer you, don't
feed the Cells! Cell Jr.'s, and the girls: *singing* Don't feed the Cells! (We end off as the Cells begin to wreak havoc on the
planet. Like blowing up and absorbing people.) Now for the movie ending (A.K.A. the happy ending): (Chi-Chi struggles and screams to get out of Cell's grasp.
Goku comes in the nick of time, and he struggles to pull Chi-Chi out of
Cell. He succeeds in doing so. Goku holds on to Chi-Chi as she is
gasping for air.) Chi-Chi: Goku! What's going on? Why did it
try to eat me? Goku: I wanted to tell you the truth, I was just
afraid that if I did, you might not love me anymore. The Chi-Chi
2, it needs energy to live. Especially energy from people. Chi-Chi: Then that would explain the
disappearances! Oh, I'd love you with or without the fame and
fortune! Cell: I'd hate to interrupt this, but I have to absorb
you two now. Then, I'll have enough ki to take over the world! (Since Cell is too fat to get at the couple, the two are able to
make a run for it. Until they're backed into a corner.) Chi-Chi: What do we do now? Goku: There's only one thing to do. *powers up and
starts to charge at Cell* Chi-Chi: What are you doing? That's
suicide! (Goku is readily absorbed by Cell. While Goku is
fighting inside of Cell, he tries to get a hold of Chi-Chi.) Cell: It seems that it's now time to join your
boyfriend. (As Cell approaches Chi-Chi, another internal battle inside of
him acts up.) Cell: Oh kuso! *explodes* (Chi-Chi shields herself as green goo flies
everywhere. Out of the pile of slime, Goku emerges.) Chi-Chi: Goku! You're okay! *runs to
Goku* Goku: Chi-Chi! *hugs Chi-Chi* Don't
worry. My plan was that I'd give him an overload of ki. Chi-Chi: And it worked! *slaps Goku* Don't
ever do that again! Goku: *laughs* Don't worry, I'm sure that with the Chi-Chi
2 out of the way, this will never happen again. Now, let's go live
out your dream of that house in the woods. But first
off, let's get married! Chi-Chi: Okay! (We see a quick scene of their wedding, complete with 18, Bulma,
and Videl as the bridesmaids. Then we end with seeing Goku and
Chi-Chi living in their house in the woods. But in a little garden
in front of the house is a Cell Jr. smiling.) The End Additional Author's Notes: There! I did it, with both
endings to boot! I credit the following web-sites for helping me put
this together: From Stage to Screen: Little Shop of Horrors
and Little Shop of Horrors. Again, sorry for the
OOC, and keep those reviews coming! Oh yeah, Ms. Fish, if you see
this, too bad I wasn't in your L.A. class this year, I could've gotten a
lot extra credit for this little project. ^_^ |