This is so not
meant to be taken seriously. It’s the anthem of Slytherin House, and if Squibs
were real, this song would not
reflect my views
on them. The concept of Squibs belongs to J.K. Rowling, and the song "No
Scrubs" belongs to TLC.
Meagan
Anthem of
Slytherin House
A Squib is a guy
who can’t do spells
Also known as a
Muggle
Always trying a
Kwikspell course
Almost failed his
school exams, so
(no) I don’t want
no owls
(no) I don’t want
to send you mine and
(no) I don’t want
you in my school
(no) I don’t want
none of your time,
No, I don’t want
no Squibs
A Squib is a
Muggle can’t stay at school with me
Falling off a
Cleansweep One
He’s a
pureblood’s son and fails Arithmancy
Repeat
But a Squib’s at
Hogwarts
Making me feel
out of sorts
And I know that
he can’t last long of course
‘Cuz I’m top of
my class and his magic is trash
He’ll be gone
pretty fast, so
(no) I don’t want
no Squibs
A Squib is a
Muggle can’t stay at school with me
Falling off a
Cleansweep One
He’s a
pureblood’s son and fails Arithmancy
Repeat
If you have a
broom and you’re walking
(oh yes, Squib,
I’m talking to you)
If you live at
home in a Muggle house
(oh yes Squib,
I’m talking to you)
If you have a
wand but you don’t use it
(oh yes, Squib,
I’m talking to you)
Can you do
‘Lumos’? If the answer’s no,
Then no, I don’t
want no Squibs …
No, I don’t want
no Squibs
A Squib is a
Muggle can’t stay at school with me
Falling off a
Cleansweep One
He’s a
pureblood’s son
And fails
Arithmancy