| Team | QB1 | QB2 | TE1 | TE2 | WR1 | WR2 | WR3 |
| Bearded Goatherders | Bubby Brister | Kordell Stewart | Andrew Glover | Eric Green | Randy Moss | Ed McCaffrey | Herman Moore |
| Paladins of Justice | Brett Favre | Chris Chandler | Mark Chmura | O.J. Santiago | Eric Moulds | Terence Mathis | Isaac Bruce |
| The Crazy Canucks, eh. | Randall Cunningham | Vinny Testaverde | Troy Drayton | Christian Fauria | Keyshwan Johnson | Jimmy Smith | Rob Moore |
| Dead Men Walking | Peyton Manning | Charlie Batch | Ken Dilger | Dave Moore | Marvin Harrison | Frank Sanders | Yancey thigpen |
| Mudslingers II | Steve Young | Doug Flutie | Ben Coates | Frank Wycheck | Rod Smith | Sean Dawkins | Bobby Engram |
| Mighty Mighty Rockhoppers | Drew Bledsoe | Jon Kitna | Freddy Jones | Pete Mitchell | Antonio Freeman | Cris Carter | Derrick Alexander |
| Angry Drunken Dwarves | Jake Plummer | Steve McNair | Wesley Walls | Rickey Dudley | Terrel Owens | Tim Brown | Muhsin Muhammad |
| The Drunks | Mark Brunell | Trent Green | Shannon Sharpe | Tyrone Davis | Jerry Rice | Tony Simmons | Michael Westbrook |
| Team | RB1 | RB2 | RB2 | K1 | K2 | D1 | D2 |
| Bearded Goatherders | Ricky Williams | Jerome Bettis | Tim Biakabutuka | Jason Elam | John Hall | New York Jets | Tampa Bay Buccanneers |
| Paladins of Justice | Curtis Martin | Natron Means | Antowain Smith | Gary Anderson | Micheal Husted | New Orleans Saints | Kansas City Chiefs |
| The Crazy Canucks, eh. | Robert Smith | Corey Dillon | Adrian Murrell | Adam Vinatierri | Todd Peterson | Miami Dolphins | Minnesota Vikings |
| Dead Men Walking | Fred Taylor | Ricky Watters | Mike Alstadt | Morten Anderson | Mike Vanderjagt | Jacksonville Jaguars | San Francisco 49ers |
| Mudslingers II | Jamal Anderson | Marshall Faulk | Duce Staley | Mike Hollis | John Kasay | Denver Broncos | New England Patriots |
| Mighty Mighty Rockhoppers | Dorsey Levens | Eddie George | Kevin Faulk | Ryan Longwell | Pete Stoyanovich | Oakland Raiders | Baltimore Ravens |
| Angry Drunken Dwarves | Terrel Davis | Emmitt Smith | Curtis Enis | Al Del Greco | Steve Christie | Atlanta Falcons | New York Giants |
| The Drunks | Edgerrin James | LaMont Warren | Derrick Lavell | Richie Cunningham | Jason Hanson | Seattle Seahawks | Green Bay Packers |