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"Dezerite." Dezerite turned around to see Destinite crying. "What is it this time?" Dezerite asked, rolling her eyes. "My turtles are dead," Destinite said. "Yes," Dezerite said, annoyed, "they died three years ago." "Well, aren't you going to say ?Poor Destinite' and pay lots of attention to me?" Demanded Destinite. "Hell no," Dezerite said. "Here we are stuck in this cave and all you care about is getting attention. I'd rather be stuck in here with annoying Marasnite than with you." "I heard that," came a voice from up above. "Maybe I shouldn't let you out." "Marasnite!" Dezerite exclaimed. "Help us out!" Marasnite smiled and threw a rope down, the sad part was that it wasn't attached to anything. "Oops," Marasnite said, "that was my only rope. Don't worry, I'll go get it." Marasnite jumped down into the cave. "Got it," she said, picking up the rope and holding it over her head. "My hero," Destinite said, running up to Marasnite and giving her a hug. "Nice going," Dezerite said. "Now the only one that could get us out is now stuck with us too." "Good point," Marasnite said. "What kind of idiot would get stuck too while trying to save someone." Dezerite looked at Marasnite and sighed. Two hours later, Dezerite paced back and forth, while Marasnite drew pictures in the dirt with a stick and Destinite cried about a bug on the wall that scared her. "Don't you ever stop crying?" Marasnite yelled, breaking her stick and throwing it at Destinite. "I don't know what's worse! Listening to her cry or being bored!" "I know what you mean," Dezerite said. Suddenly, she stopped pacing. "Did you hear that?" Dezerite asked. "Hear what?" Marasnite asked. "They're after us!" Destinite cried. "The aliens are coming!!" "Shut up!" Dezerite yelled. "It's whistling." Marasnite looked up to the edge of the cave and saw a flash of blond hair. Then she heard a thump and turned around to see Jedite lying on the ground. "He's dead!" Destinite cried. "And they'll get us next!" "Wake up," Marasnite said, shaking Jedite. He opened his eyes. "Wake up, wake up," Marasnite said. "I'm awake!" Jedite said. "Oh," said Marasnite, still shaking him. "You can stop now," Dezerite said, pulling Marasnite away from Jedite to stop her from shaking him. "It's my candy," came a voice from the edge of the cave. "No it isn't," came another voice. "It's mine." "No, Razorite. It isn't." "Yes it is, Neflite," Razorite said, taking the candy and pushing Neflite over the edge. Neflite grabbed Razorite, who dropped the candy, and pulled him down with him. They both landed on top of Marasnite. "Get off of me!" Marasnite yelled. Neflite and Razorite got up. "That was MY candy you know," Neflite said. "Whatever," Razorite said, walking away from him. Three hours later, Dezerite started throwing rocks out the top of the cave. She was about to throw the third rock when Marasnite asked: "What are you doing?" "I'm throwing rocks to get someone's attention," Dezerite said. "How is throwing rocks going to help?" Marasnite asked. "Wouldn't you be suspicious if you saw rocks flying out of a hole in the ground?" Dezerite asked, continuing to throw rocks. Suddenly, they heard a yell and a body fell into the cave. Dezerite and Marasnite rushed over to see who it was. Zed was laying on the ground, blood coming from a cut on his head. He got up and held his head. "Are you okay?" Marasnite asked. "Yup," Zed replied. "Well, I was until some rock came out of nowhere and hit me in the head." Suddenly, they heard a plane flying overhead. "They're after us!" Destinite shrieked. "Down here!" Razorite yelled, waving his arms frantically. "I don't think they can see or hear you," Neflite said. Everyone looked up to see a figure parachuting. They thought he wouldn't see them. Fortunately, for them, the parachuter parachuted right into the hole. The parachute covered everyone. By the time they got out from under it, they realized Seth was the parachuter. Who else would be stupid enough to parachute into a hole in the ground? "Where is everyone?" Seth asked. "All here," Marasnite said, pointing to everyone. "Oh," Seth said, looking around. "He's come to rescue us!" Destinite cheered. "No I haven't," Seth said. "You're so mean!" Destinite cried. "Yeah, well, you're fat!" Seth yelled. Destinite ran away crying even harder. "I can't stand her!" Dezerite screamed, still caught up in the parachute. "Get away from my boot you stupid parachute!" Seth smiled at Neflite, who got all pissed off as he walked by, and walked up to Marasnite and Jedite. "Hey Marasnite," Seth said, putting his arm around her and looking right at Jedite with a smirk on his face. Marasnite could see Jedite's face burning up and smiled. "Don't be so jealous." "But Marasnite....." Jedite started. "I'm going to the bathroom, well I mean, the corner," Marasnite said, walking to the other side of the cave. She came to the shadows and pulled down her pants. She was about to pull down her underwear too when she saw some strange figure in the shadows. "Eep!" Marasnite said, running back to the others, her pants still down. "Guys!" She yelled, but tripped over her pants that were around her ankles and fell on her face. "I don't know her," Dezerite said, covering her face. "Marasnite!!" Jedite yelled and everyone came running, including Dezerite who dragged the parachute behind her. "There's something in there!" Marasnite said, pulling up her pants. "There is?" Razorite whined, clinging to Dezerite. "Get off me!" Dezerite said. "Yeah," Zed said, "get off her." "Don't be mean to Razorite!" Destinite cried. "Yeah," Zed said, "don't be mean to Razorite." "I'm not being mean!" Dezerite said. "Yeah," Zed said, "she's not being mean." "Shut up!" Destinite cried. "Yeah," Zed said, "shut up." "Make up your damn mind!" Neflite yelled. "I'm going in," Jedite said. "No!" Marasnite said, "Let's all go." They all walked into the shadows and all came out screaming. "Guys, it's only me!" Vamp came out of the shadows. "How did you get there?" Dezerite asked. "I don't remember," Vamp said. "It feels like I've always been here." "Maybe you have," Marasnite said. "How are we going to get out, anyway?" Dezerite asked. "There's no one else left to help us." "Maybe," Razorite said, his eyes wide and dreamy, "a tree will fall into the cave and we can all climb out." "What?" Jedite asked. "I didn't say anything," Razorite said. Suddenly, a tree fell into the hole. A branch flew off and hit Destinite in the head and everyone climbed out of the cave. | |||||||||||||||||||
| The Negaverce Cooking Show | |||||||||||||||||||
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It?s The Nagaverse cooking show! with our hosts Dezerite and Marasnite!! ?Today we will be making milkshakes?, Dezerite says in a clear announcers voice , ?Marasnite will you be so kind as to read off our list of ingredients.? ?OK?, says Marasnite, ?You?ll need: A blender, 1 cup of milk, 1 cup of ice-cream(any flavor), 1 banana ( for vanilla ice-cream) AND/OR, strawberries ( for vanilla or strawberry ice cream), OR, Chocolate syrup ( for chocolate ice cream).? (serves two) ? Now to get started, Marasnite go get the blender.? Marasnite opens up the cupboard and grabs the blender. ? Here we go. Now to put in the ingredients. They don?t have to measure exact and you can add anything you want .? ?We?re going to make a strawberry milk shake?, says Dezerite. ?Umm, I don?t think so Dez!? says Marasnite, annoyed. ? We?re making vanilla.? ? But vanilla is so plain!? complains Dezerite. ? Well I?m the ingredient getter, and I?m getting vanilla Ice-cream, like it or not!? yells Marasnite. ? Fine I?ll get it this time!? ?No you wont!? Marasnite grabs Dezerite?s arm before she can get to the fridge. ?Let go of me you %$*&? !? ?Fine!? Marasnite pushes Dezerite and runs to the fridge. She opens up the door, grabs the chocolate syrup out of the fridge and pours it all over Dezerite. ?Marasnite!? yells Dezerite ? You?re Dead!? She grabs the milk and pours it over Marasnite?s head. ? You..., umm we have a caller. Hello?? ?Yeah this is Jed.. I mean Sam,? comes a muffled voice.? I love your show! I watch it everyday!? ?What?s your question?? asks Dezerite. ?Marasnite, can we have dinner sometime?? ?Stop calling here!? yells Marasnite ? Food related questions only!? ? We have a new caller,? says Dezerite. ?Hi this is Seth.. umm can I see another one of your bitch fights... I liked last weeks show with all the hair pulling. Oh and I loved the pie filling wrestling you guys did last month... better than mud wrestling!? ?Well that?s it for..? says Dezerite. ?THE NAGAVERSE COOKING SHOW!? they say together. | |||||||||||||||||||
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