The Mythos
The Legend of the Molecular Debonder
(this was imparted by our commanding officer, General Janet)
"One afternoon, after a major party the night before, I was stuck under the table in some type of unknown substance! I was unwise enough to tell everyone I was stuck, and of course everyone came by to taunt or laugh at me. Ner'bil (of SG 8, I think) took pity on me and threw me a Molecular Debonder.
Unfortunately, in midair, it flipped over and the fire button became jammed. The beam hit Ner'bil, thus depriving him of his tongue. While he was mumbling about how horrible it was to not have a tongue, I unbonded my knees from the sticky stuff and got out from under the table.
Then I went after those who had taunted me and they started pulling out their AK-47's, grenade lunchers, ribbon devices, and other assorted weapons. I got backed up into a corner with RSKJr (of SG 9, I believe) watching my back. The fire fight was heavy, and I barely managed to escape serious injury.
Then, my trusted fellow combatant, RSKJr, defected! He tried to shoot me when I wasn't looking, and I had to take off his hand. Ner'bil was coming after me too, so I molecularly debonded his hands and legs from the knee down.
I emerged victorious and thus, a legend was born."
