Exam time... A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door and kneels pleadingly. Student: "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. Student: "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything..." He returns her gaze. Teacher: "Anything?" Student: "Anything." His voice softens Teacher: "Anything?" Student: "Anything." His voice turns to a whisper. Teacher: "Would you...study?"