Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item, if he wants it.  A woman will pay $1
 for a $2 item that she doesn't want because it's on sale.

 A woman worries about he future until she gets a husband.  A man
 never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can 
 spend.  A successful woman is one who can find that man.

 To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love
 him a little.  To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and 
 don't expect to  understand her at all.
 
 Any married man can forget his past mistakes, since there's no 
 reason for two people to keep track of the same things.

 Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed, women seem to
 deteriorate during the night.

 A woman marries a man expecting him to change, and he doesn't.
 A man marries a woman expecting her not to change and she does.

 Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more
 willing to die.
 Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people
 remembering the same thing.

 There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
 marriage and after marriage.

 A woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a man says 
 after that is the beginning of a new argument.