YOU MIGHT BE A COLLEGE STUDENT IF......
    (and here's my comments...)

1.  ..... you have ever price-shopped for Top Ramen.
          (yep, that's me)

2.  ..... you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
          (nope)

3.  ..... you consider macaroni and cheese a balanced meal.
          (no, add a glass of milk and/or a can of Mt Dew)

4.  ..... you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
          (no, the bank won't take it)

5.  ..... you have a fine collection of domestic beer bottles.
          (sorry, don't drink alcohol)

6.  ..... you have ever seen two consectutive sunrises without sleeping.
          (never could make it past 36 hours)

7.  ..... your glassware is composed of McDonald's Extra-Value Meal
          Plastic Cups.
          (McD's?  Try Hardees.)

8.  ..... your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
          (that's just good clothes conservation - about every 6 days)

9.  ..... you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
          (isn't that what rain is for?)

10. ..... you can pack your worldly possesions into the back of a 
          pick-up.
          (I can do better...the trunk of a Geo Metro)