John Palmer? Pah!

A Tom Curtis Web Page

There exists a clan who's main mission is to wipe out the honourable gingers of this mighty land. They are know as the BBB's.

The main leader of the BBB's (Brown, Black, Blonde) clan is the unsightly John Palmer. This man must be wiped out at all costs. For not only does he insult the gingers of the world but he has also turned traitor and insulted those other members of the BBB. His Steve Greenaway taunt's and Graham Gilchrist jokes have gone too far. He hopes we will accept him as one of our own but we know not to trust this fiend.

John can be recognized by his ridiculous spiky hair which he adopted in an attempt to be accepted into society. He forgoe his six inch glasses for contact lenses presumably to attract women but the only evidence of John's links to the other half of the species is his mother and an unfortunate girl called Julie who he met on ICQ. Julie, if you have read this page, I warn you to run, run and never return. Use your ignore list wisely and prevent the scum from contacting you again.

John can be found (if you're looking, humans have always had a strnage tendancy to stare and poke fun at those less fortunate than themselves) siiting in his squalid pit know to his family as his bedroom. Here he performs satanic acts of sacrifice and devises machines that are designed to inflict pain. His 2000 volt taser is the latest creation which he uses on prostitutes he has lured to his pit when they refuse to do anything with him now that the lights have been turned on.

Another one of John's giveaways is his bike. This piece of trash ought to be melted down and used for something useful, like a door stop. Each piece has come out of the arse of ancient monks who live up cold mountains (or so he says) I've have been informed, by a reliable source (Mark Allen, you know who you are) that his grandmothers bike is better.

If you'd like to see what this fool's pathetic excuse for a web page is, check out http://www.jpsystems.freeserve.co.uk. Be warned, he's so fat his puny arms cannot reach the mouse for his computer (think of a very large and overweight tyranosaurus rex, understand?) and he very rarely has a web page to speak of.

John's latest failure, one Miss Gemma Procter, has thankfully slapped this evil tormenter aside. John was reported to be 'trying it on' and was turned down. Richard Ford, (who's engaged to Gemma)(who's eyebrows need feeding three times a day)(who's bike is better than John's) was not best pleased.

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