Application to Join Short People UNITE!
Name:
EMail:
ID :
Q 1 : What is your name or what do you wish to be called by your short brethren?
Q 2 : If you have a website, what's the URL? (If you don't, twiddle your thumbs, try to pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time, and go on to the next question.)
Q 3 : Where are you from? (i.e. state, country, province, whatever. So that I can say sometime in the future that we have members from "place of origin here." Be as vague or specific or weird as you want with this. After all, who am I to judge where you come from? I'm from the planet Euphoria or, currently, California.)
Q 4 : How short are you? (in feet'inches)
4'11 and under
5'0
5'1
5'2
5'3
I'm a tall, green Froot Loop that shouldn't be here.
Q 5 : Why do you want to join Short People UNITE! ?
Q 6 : This is the official pact of Short People UNITE! Please read it. Not that it's necessary or anything, but I don't wanna think that I thought that whole thing up and took the time to write it out and nobody's gonna bother to read it.: I swear to uphold the ideals of Short People UNITE! and to protect and stand by my short brothers and sisters. I will respect all short people for who they are and for their courage to stand up for their shortness. I will always keep a megalomaniacal attitude in my heart and will remain bitter and nasty toward tall and medium-height people, but tall people most of all. On the day that all short people are finally united, I will help to eradicate all the people of the world taller that 5'3. Until then, I will wait patiently and just be really snotty towards tall people. I recognize Kristine Castillo (better known as Kris) as the president of Short People UNITE! and will remain loyal to the cause. The tall shall perish and the short shall rule the world. Do you agree to this pact?
Yes
No