How do
I know if i'm short?
Well,
let's see... You take a measuring tape or a ruler or yard stick. Now, you
may need the help of friend for thisnext part. There are many ways to measure
but I find the most effective way is to stand on a flat surface (No point
trying to cheat now) against a wall and have someone draw, in pencil, a
line on the wall where the highest part of your head is. You then take
that measuring utensil and measure from the floor to the line. If that
measurement equals 5'3 or under, you're short and you can join the society.
If not, so sorry, friend. Gotta give you the boot.
What did you expect?
Yeesh...
Oh, and I know that
this background has nothing to do with short people. It's just that dragons
are cool, and I like dragons, and I was too lazy to create a new background
to put here. No, I'm not defensive! Why would you say I'm defensive? I'm
not defensive!!