How do I know if i'm short?
 
    Well, let's see... You take a measuring tape or a ruler or yard stick. Now, you may need the help of friend for thisnext part. There are many ways to measure but I find the most effective way is to stand on a flat surface (No point trying to cheat now) against a wall and have someone draw, in pencil, a line on the wall where the highest part of your head is. You then take that measuring utensil and measure from the floor to the line. If that measurement equals 5'3 or under, you're short and you can join the society. If not, so sorry, friend. Gotta give you the boot.

What did you expect? Yeesh...
 

Oh, and I know that this background has nothing to do with short people. It's just that dragons are cool, and I like dragons, and I was too lazy to create a new background to put here. No, I'm not defensive! Why would you say I'm defensive? I'm not defensive!!