Date: Sat, 19 Jul 1997 18:37:32 -0500 To: x-files-fanfic@chaos.taylored.com From: nlemie@PO-Box.McGill.CA (Nancy Lemieux) Subject: NEW: The Scully-Mulder by Rhoni Lake and Nancy Lemieux (1/1) Cc: Rhondda Lake Rhoni's Disclaimer: CC and co. own The X-Files and all those characters and Lewis Carroll owns the Jabberwocky, so basically we ripped off everyone threw them together and wrapped it in a nice shiny new bow to make it look original. What's that sound? Oh, just Lewis Carroll spinning like a lathe down there... Nancy's Disclaimer: Everything she said, except gender flipped. Okay, even that line's not mine. I stole it from one of DD's acceptance speeches. Nothing new there. The characters aren't mine. If they were, we wouldn't have had another predictable cliffhanger. DUH! Mulder's not dead! Anyway, this is the warped result of the rubbing together of two insane minds; not only was there a spark, but the deflagration was felt across half the continent. The Scully-Mulder by Rhoni Lake and Nancy Lemieux Twas brillig and the slimy Tooms Did gyre and gimble in the wall. All mimsy were the basement rooms No smoker in the hall. Beware the Jabberman, my agents. The jaw that smokes, the claws that catch, Beware the morphing bird and shun The frumious Covarusnatch. He took his oft dropped gun in hand: Long time the odiferous foe he sought. And admiring his partnering, They stood a while and fought. And as in USTish love they stood, The Jabberman with eyes caught flame Came whiffling past the Hoover brood, And inhaled as he came... One, two! One, two! And through and through The agents' guns went bang and boom. They left him dead and then our Feds, Went skipping from the room. And hast thou slain the Jabberman? Come to mine office, my beamish Feds. Oh frajbous day, no DAT? But stay! His gleaming head, it said. Twas brillig and the slimy Tooms Did gyre and gimble in the wall. All mimsy were the basement rooms No smoker in the hall. If you want to know what on earth gave us this idea, you'll have to email either Rhoni (rhonilak@icontech.com) or myself (nlemie@po-box.mcgill.ca) and ask. (Ha! One way we've finally forced you to give us feedback! )