One Liners

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a computer?
A: A woman won't accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy



Q. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
A. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor-lock



Q. What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling



Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie," only you do it yourself



Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A. A battery has a positive side