Bar talk
Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the drinker was bored.
He sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation,
turned to bartender and said, "Hey, about those Democrats in the Congress..."
"Stop! I don't permit talk about politics in my bar!" interrupted the bartender.
A few minutes later the gent tried again, "People say about the Pope..."
"No religion talk, either," the bartender cut in.
"Look, how about sex. Can I talk sex?"
"Sure."
"Then screw you."