Quick male jokes
What's the best way to kill a man?
Put a naked blonde and a six-pack in front of him.
Then tell him he can pick only one.
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
How does a man keep his youth?
By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"