Wrong choice...
Three guys were on a safari in Africa and they stumbled upon a tribe.
The chief took them captive and told them they have two choices, poomba or death.
The first man replied poomba and the entire tribe fucked him up the ass
and sent him on his way. The second man thought for a minute and then replied
poomba. The entire tribe then fucked him up the ass and sent him on his way.
The third man said "fuck that, I'm not queer; I'll choose death."
The chief then replied "you chose death... by poomba!"