Frequently Asked Questions About this Most Holy Church

Q: Is there a Spiner?

A: Yes, there is a Spiner. He may take on many forms, but there is only one, true Spiner. Do not accept false Spiners, it is just not right.

Q: What about the great Shatner?

A: The Shatner is an entirely separate entity from the Spiner. Shatner is not Spiner. Let me illustrate:

This is Kirk, otherwise known as Shatner	This is Data, otherwise known as Spiner
Shatner has a toupee. A fuzzy, tribble-like being that goes on top of his head.	Spiner has a cat. A fuzzy, tribble-like being that goes on top of his desk.

Q: Any Questions?

A: Yes

Q: What?

A: Is it alright if I worship Shatner as well?

Q: Is it alright if I worship Shatner as well?

A: Shatner is not a false Spiner, he is a Shatner. So it is alright if you choose to worship him, it did, after all, inspire this most glorious of religions. In fact, here is a link, The UberPage of the First Church of Shatnerology.

Q: Why Spiner?

A: Why Spiner? Why Spiner?!?! You may as well ask why blue is called blue, why hot dogs exist, the answer, my dears, is because. Because.

Q: How do I join?

A: Just be a good Spinerologist, visit regularly, and vote this site for many awards. Be patient, this church will soon become a great place filled with many pieces of the Great Spiner's wisdom and gospel. Spread the word, Spinerology is coming!

Q: Can I submit anything?

A: Yes, of course you can. Anything having to do with the glory of the Great Spiner would be gladly accepted. Just send it to me at:  Gimme

Q: Gotcha!! There are no more questions, if you have anything that doesn't apply to this list, contact me, thank you!

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