Murphy's Law on High School
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  1. The question the teacher omits on a test is the one you guessed right.
  2. The day you forgot your homework is the day the teacher decides to
     pick it up.
  3. Your test score is inversely proportional to the amount of time you
     spent studying for it.
  4. There is something wrong with the cafeteria food when it becomes
     self serve.
  5. When you think you aced a test, you probably failed it.
  6. The number of people cheating on a test is proportional to the class
     average.
  7. Multiple choice tests are easy.
  8. Easy tests are a contradiction.
  9. Copying another's work is called cheating. Comparing works is called
     brainstorming.
 10. The chapters a teacher assign to read are the longest chapters in the
     book.
 11. The number of people in the lunch line is directly proportional to how
     hungry you are.
 12. Waterproof backpacks - aren't.
 13. If you see the campus police officer wearing a bandana --> RUN!
 14. Never trust the weather channel. You'll be the only one not at school.
 15. The day of final exams is the day a two-week long snow-storm ends.
 16. The moment a fight starts is when all students suddenly congregate.
 17. Pep Rallies in the morning are actually sleep-late days.
 18. The day before a paper is due is the day your computer crashes.
 19. Safety cameras - aren't.
 20. Peaceful home games is a contradiction.
 21. Your car insurance won't last a month.
 22. The Air Conditioner at school is either too hot or too cold.
 23. A teacher is lying when s/he says they aren'e.
 24. The school's smallest clubs do the most interesting things.
 25. The school's unbiased newsletter is biased.
 26. Democracy doesn't exist in school; Totalitarism does.
 27. The school district has too much money if it can install a computer
     network for every teacher in every school.
 28. The school district is not very bright if it can install a high-tech
     computer for the network, but can't start a bonfire.
 29. The school district is desparate if its maintance personnel is a low-IQ
     independent contractor who destroys what s/he was suppose to repair.
 30. Early Releases are a Free Day.
 31. There is no such thing as a Free Day.
 32. Murphy was a High School Student, twice.
 33. School uniforms are perfect target practices for trigger-happy gangs.
 34. When a tornado is near, your school will never get hit.
 35. The school bus is either too early or too late.
 **. The consequences of any of the above is squared due to Physics.

This was made when I was bored in English class. No offenses intended. :)

                                                Paladin

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