Adventure Comics 80 Page Giant #1 - Before we begin, this is not the 80 page giant for Adventures in the DCU, in fact the title is that of one of the longest running comic book titles around.  It told stories of all kinds of heroes, from the Green Arrow to Starman.  This title being resurrected for an 80 page giant seems right, as it's actually seven different stories about various characters in the DCU.  The first is a John Byrne Wonder Woman story, told way back in the Golden Age time period.  It's not bad, in fact, it's better than most of John Byrne's recent work on the title.  It has Wonder Woman going up against her greatest enemy, Dark Angel, and with the help of Johnny Thunder, defeating her.  The second story is a nice little Green Arrow story, showing finally that Connor is as good an archer as his father (the original Green Arrow, Oliver Queen), at least with a normal arrow.  The third story is a Captain Marvel story, that allows Cap the chance to look into the eyes of another to see what life would have been like had he not recieved his god-like powers.  The fourth story is a Superboy story that has him meeting up with a mermaid (and yes, there are mermaids in the DCU, they live in Poseidonis, Atlantis' sister/rival city).  This one really wasn't very good at all.  We get to see Superboy's ego fight it out with someone who's ego is just as large, that's about it.  The fifth story is a nice little Legion of Superheroes story that shows how well the kids work as a team.  The sixth story is a Supergirl story.  It opens with Supergirl searching for a runaway girl, only to find her kidnapped and being sold into prostitution.  The key to this story is the parallels to the life of Supergirl's alter ego, Linda Danvers, which make the story quite interesting.  The final story is a Bizzaro story that has Superman nearly destroying the Bizzaro way of life.  You see, Bizzaros do everything opposite of what earth people do, but Superman doesn't know this.  He comes to Bizzaro world and sees poverty, poor living conditions, and health hazards everywhere, and looks to improve it.  The various Bizzaro supermen (Bizzaro Superman Blue/Red, etc.) put a stop to it, but it changes one of them forever.  This was a pretty fun read, even if the stories weren't all that great.  I enjoyed it.

Batman Villains Secret Files #1 - One of the best Secret Files so far.  The opening story is that of an innocent man going to Arkham Asylum and going crazy in the process.  The great thing is, the story is told by the building itself, and is really eerie.  There's a couple side stories that aren't all that great, but the character profiles, the time-line, and the interview with the Joker, were all really quite interesting.  My favorite segment, though was the story that looked at Arkham through the eyes of a hero other than Batman, to show why he's as dark as he is.  The hero is none other than Green Lantern, and even though he's packing the most powerful weapon in the universe, he's still shakin' in his boots by the end.  I really enjoyed reading this book, and am very glad I picked it up.

DC One Million #1 - Superman's been living in the sun for the past ten thousand years, and when he emerges, the Justice Legion A decide to welcome him back by throwing a sort of super hero Olympics with many of the people he's worked with over the years participating.  So the Justice Legion goes from the 853rd century to ours to bring the greatest superheroes back to welcome Superman.  In the meantime, an alliance is forged between a powerful supercomputer (with an ego problem) and Vandal Savage to destroy the heroes in both time periods.  I'm looking forward to the rest of this storyline, but the tie-ins so far have been marginally disappointing.

Green Lantern #1,000,000 - Kyle's challenge in the games is a race not only of speed, but of cunning and imagination.  However, when he wins the race (oh, come on, you couldn't have imagined him NOT winning, so I didnt' spoil anything for you), he goes on to find that there is a traitor amongst the Justice Legion A.  However, Kyle doesn't make it very far with the news.  I actually enjoyed it, the only qualm I have with it is that since issue 96 of the series, there has been a time travel element in EVERY issue, that's ELEVEN issues now.

Nightwing #1,000,000 - The most disappointing thing I read all week, which is amazing, since this is usually the book I like the most.  The story is basically Nightwing and the 853rd century Batman fighting alongside each other.  It's a large fight scene with no real story behind it.  Plus, to get the conclusion to the story, I have to pick up ANOTHER book this month: Detective Comics.  Not too happy about that, but I don't think I'll buy it.

Young Justice #1,000,000 - The best tie in to the DC One Million storyline so far.  It has the far future versions of Robin (a robotic construct of Batman), Superboy (the 1,000,000th clone of the original) and Impulse (the personification of the random thoughts of speedsters who have entered the speed force) telling stories of their original counterparts and how they've saved the world.  Superboy apparently defeated Doomsday, even after the monster killed Superman.  Robin tells how he saved the world from the sun eater, even when all the heroes had lost their powers.  Impulse tells the story of how Young Justice saved the world from the "Millenium Chicken."  The best part of this issue was that for each story, the art style changed.  When I turned the page onto the Robin story, I laughed my butt off.  It was great.