The Bubbles In Soda Conpiracy


The bubbles in soda are used against us, that tingly feeling it gives us hooks to us like lint to your...nevermind. After we are all hooked on these bubbles the World Government will begin to slowly administer they're brainwiping fluid, after we are all mindless zombies we will construct a new planet for a new generation of beer swigging, ass kicking, muscle bound wrestlers. In other words we're making a planet of Stone Colds(Go STEVE AUSTIN, 3:16! DA BOMB!). After these Stone Colds are developed they will be trained to withstand the