TRANNIES '97 STORY #1

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE TRANSFORMERS

By R. A. Stott - ArkNorth

As Rob's TRANNIES '97 ballot went along, we came alone to...

*** The Cool Cameo Award, for the celebrity who you'd like to have doing the voice for a *** Transformers character

...and I felt a small script pop up - ouch!

To Rob:

Well, you could go the Trek route...

William Shatner as Prime,

DeForest Kelly as Ratchet,

James Doohan as Wheeljack, and

Nichelle Nichols as a really ticked off and spurned Elita.

Leonard Nimoy, even though he did Galvy in the movie, could do Perceptor.

Walter Koenig and George Takei could be Bluestreak and Prowl.

And of course Majel Barret-Roddenberry is the voice of Teletran-1.

SPACE - The strangest place you've ever seen - These are the voyages of the starship Ark - Its 4 Million year mission - To figure out what the heck we ran into back there! -To seek out new planets, and new energon stockpiles - TO BOLDLY GO AND KICK MEGATRON'S BUTT!!

TRANS TREK

SHATNER PRIME:

Autobots! Trans -- form, annnd.... Roll out!

BONES RATCHET:

Dammit Prime! I'm a Doctor - Not an Ambulance!

MR. PERCEPTOR:

Highly illogical, Doctor, since your transformation is that of an Earth based vehicle known as a Toyota Van.

BONES RATCHET:

Why you green energoned digital excuse for a toaster oven!

WHEELSCOTT:

Ach, Prime! His transformin' cog din'a kin stand da strain!

Well, at least it was short! Anyone want to continue this? Send me your ideas to TRANS TREK.

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